What A Country …

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By FITSNews || It’s tough to get excited about America these days, isn’t it?

Seriously … our country is plunging off of a fiscal cliff into full-blown socialism, with our liberties and tax dollars being sacrificed on the altars of political ambition and government greed.

Thankfully, we still have string bikinis, bleached blond hair and tramp stamps.  Which means we have a reason (three reasons, actually) to keep fighting the good fight. In fact, put all three of ‘em together and you’ve got Karissa Shannon, one of Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriends and a shining beacon of hope for huddled masses everywhere.

Somebody cue Lee Greenwood, people … or strike up that Bryan Adams’ song from the nineties version of Robin Hood (where nobody had an English accent).

Or get Mel Gibson to yell “Freedom!!!!!”

Wait … never mind Mel Gibson.

Debbie maybe?

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  1. By Lera July 5, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    Subzero IQ—did you go off your meds??? Jees….although, good story to post your platform under–all of Fits’ frat boys might read the first line or two…before they are drawn back up to the bikini…..

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  2. By PoliticiansFML July 5, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    Nikki would look better in that swimsuit!

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  3. By confused July 5, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    geez, thanks for the eye herpes there sic. never knew someone could be contagious through a computer screen…

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  4. By snodgrass July 5, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    Now that’s America the beautiful. Talk about your mountain majesties…

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  5. By dead agent caper July 5, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    SubZero/Dr. Faltas, I know our political situation is bad when you (someone arrested at Walmart for shoplifting) want to be Attorney General.

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  6. By SubZeroIQ July 6, 2010 at 9:54 am

    Dead agent caper:
    How many times should the South Carolina Court of Appeals’ decision be posted for you to undersatnd that Dr. Marie Faltas was FALSELY arrested and only INITIALLY convicted after the prosecution used a fabricated Polaroid?
    Isn’t that what Sic Willie keeps saying about himself: that he pled guilty to something he did not do because Sanford threw him under the bus?

    Dr. Marie Faltas had the moral fortitude to refuse to plead guilty to something she did not do; and she had the intellectual stamina to argue her own case to the Court of Appeals and win.
    She won against LAWYERS, and not only once but several times.

    How many times have the innocent been falsely accused and even convicted?

    Have already forgotten the young man who falsely accused Cardinal Joseph Bernadine of sexual molestation? Have we forgotten the family of the boy who had profited from Micheal Jackson’s charity only to turn around and falsely accuse Micheal Jackson of having sexually abused that boy?

    Considering that you probably don’t like Catholics or blacks, have you already forgotten the case of the Duke lacrosse players who were falsely accused of having gang-raped a stripper who had in her DNA from four men OTHER than the three innocent sutdents?

    Who better to be Attorney General and protect the rights of the inocent than someone who was falsely accused herself and knows what it is like?

    I hope FITS runs this response, if for nothing other than decency.

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  7. By SubZeroIQ July 6, 2010 at 9:57 am

    Dead agent caper:
    I posted a response but it disappeared before I could even copy it.
    I will copy this one and look for the other.

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  8. By Ed' friend July 8, 2010 at 8:43 pm

    hey Dead Agent caper:

    Subzero is in jail, Go to RCSD online see her mugshot, hey did u know she is an ilegal alien from Irag.

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