By FITSNews || “I can see India from my house!”
This expression has taken on a life of its own here at FITS thanks to the amusing antics of our new favorite commenter, but it also has a literal (Biblical?) meaning for our founding editor.
Specifically, given the frequency with which S.C. Rep. Nikki Haley’s white Cadillac SUV was observed parked outside of Sic Willie’s townhouse during the time that he claims to have had an IPR (a.k.a. “inappropriate physical relationship”) with her, it only makes sense that we would incorporate that (and the side-splitting Balsak Tea Baghar comments) into an amusing T-shirt concept.
Like this one featuring Sic, for example, or this one featuring Haley (a.k.a. “I can see the Governor’s Mansion from Sic’s house!”).
And yes, because we’re “honest Injuns” we have offered the original Balsak royalties on these fabulous new creations. We’ve also hired the guy who sold the “Royal Zamunda Engagement T-Shirts” in Coming to America to help us market them …
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Sic Willie T-Shirt
Nikki Haley T-Shirt
By CNSYD June 14, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Pic looks like a Middle Eastern terrorist. Is he on no fly list?
By Justin June 14, 2010 at 2:24 pm
lol, i must say, stick with blogging, because graphic design is surely not ya’lls forte.
By Paris Sailin June 14, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Will
He spells his poster name “Balsak Tee Baghar” not “Balsak Tea Bagger,” as you insist on misspelling it.
You’re a professional writer. Words and proof-reading are supposed to be important to you.
By Paris Sailin June 14, 2010 at 4:18 pm
I misspelled your misspelling. Do I enter some vortex now or something?
Anyhow, it should have read, ” . . . not ‘Balsak Tea Baghar,’ as you (and now, I) insist on misspelling it.”
By defecting immediately June 14, 2010 at 5:43 pm
Can you profit from her likeness without her permission? Or do you already have it? A little extortion… I mean a little tit for tat? She lets you sell her likeness, and you keep your real proof hidden. As a capitalist, I salute you. Well played.
By fitsnews June 14, 2010 at 5:47 pm
Defecting,
a) Stay Thirsty
b) Images taken of Haley on the public dime are, well, public property.
-FITS