By FITSNews || Having opened about a hundred emails within the last 24 hours that referred to him as a “cocksucker,” we were a bit intrigued by one email that purports to implicate our founding editor in an actual instance of alleged “cocksucking.”
Apparently, the alleged incident occurred during Sic’s days as a rock-n-roll bass player – nearly a decade ago.
Here’s the email:
Subject: You and Me
From: (Redacted)
Date: 11:28 AM (5/25/2010)
To: w@fitsnews.com
Will,
Do you remember when you wanted to give me oral sex while you were on break from a gig you were doing in Columbia? Well I do, and most importantly I have a witness!
I’ve contacted the news media and I’m going public. You see Will, I just have to tell all about your homosexual preferences!
Also I’ve contacted Jenny Sanford and she’s meeting me tomorrow so she can advise me on the best way to out you! I got the impression; she has very little to no regard for you.
I’m sorry,
Trent
Sic!
What gives?
By Old Bike Dude May 25, 2010 at 1:30 pm
OK since no one else will do it I guess it falls to The Old Bike Dude.
‘Cause when you say you will, it always means you won’t
You’re givin’ me the chills, baby, please baby don’t
Every night you still leave me all alone, Nikki
Oh Nikki, what I do you don’t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Nikki, you’re so pretty, can’t you understand
It’s guys like you Nikki
Oh, what you do Nikki, do Nikki
Don’t break my heart, Nikki
Hey Nikki!
Now when you take me by the hooves, everyone’s gonna know
Everytime you move I let a little more show
There’s somethin’ we can use, so don’t say no, Nikki
So come on and give it to me any way you can
Any way you want it, I’ll take it like a man
Oh please, baby, please, don’t leave me in a dam, Nikki
Thank you and tip your waitress.
By Jimmy May 25, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Gay balloons! Sic, you the man.
By Crooner May 25, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Hey, we all went to college.
By Sanfeld May 25, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Et tu, Trent?????
By MrNCN May 25, 2010 at 3:40 pm
This is fabulous! How can we get Haley to run with it? THAT would be television worth watching…
By Jim May 25, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Pics or it didn’t happen!
By LogopolisMike May 25, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Reminds me of a joke some (straight) guy I used to work with told me about 10 years ago?
What’s the different between a straight guy and a gay guy?
With the right mouth, about a six pack
By 803andy May 25, 2010 at 6:10 pm
Sic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By eggaday May 25, 2010 at 8:17 pm
I believe Sic sticks with women. There have been way way too many to throw in a guy too hahahahaa
By BillClinton May 26, 2010 at 2:14 pm
Hey will:
I don’t know or care about this Trent girl, but is Nikki worth my time? I just don’t want to risk what I’ve got goin with Sarah for someone who sounds like she’s actually read a book and will make the apres stuff worthwhile. I mean Sarah is about as bright as an appliance bulb, but when she goes rogue in the sack, I can suffer through all the talk about the Little Golden Books she’s read.
Thanks.
BC
By Confederati May 27, 2010 at 8:33 am
I tend to doubt that Sic switch-hits, but there certainly is an abundance of closet queers at every level of the SC GOP. I wish they weren’t so damn conspiratorial about keeping it all under wraps.
By Kama Sutra May 27, 2010 at 7:21 pm
Was that Trent Lott?
By Darth May 28, 2010 at 11:00 am
And I thought you were gonna trump Free Slime on a and now for something completely different Nikki secret.
By ceilidh10 May 30, 2010 at 9:01 pm
There is a website called http://www.littlegreenfootballs. owned by a guy who used to be a conservative. He gets a lot of hate email like this. Political blogging is the new wild wild west, exposing the naked truth about things.
Will, Nikki, what IS the naked truth?
By MountainMan May 31, 2010 at 11:42 pm
Will and Gresham?