By FITSNews || Can you put a price on a broken heart?
Elin Nordegren certainly thinks so.
Tiger Woods’ soon-to-be ex-wife is reportedly asking for $750 million from the golfer as part of the couple’s “extremely testy” divorce proceedings. That deal that could include a “lifetime confidentiality clause” that prohibits Nordegren from speaking about her relationship with Woods or profiting in any way from his downfall.
Wait … $750 million isn’t profit enough?
Nordegren is also seeking sole custody of the couple’s two children, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.
Woods, the world’s number one golfer, took an indefinite leave from the game to work on his marriage back in December, but it appears those efforts at reconciliation were unsuccessful. For example, Nordegren did not accompany him to Augusta, Georgia last month for his much-anticipated return to golf at the Masters, and she has been spending time away from him in Arizona and her native Sweden this month.
Woods, meanwhile, was spotted in Florida last week with a blond woman resembling Nordegren.
By No Name May 24, 2010 at 10:34 am
Well that must be one interesting Tax Return….Tiger visits Belize a lot….never tell your wife why you are carrying a suitcase into a foreign branch bank….if you are going to be known as the greatest married pussy hound of all time.
She must have Michael Jordan’s ex-wifes attorney.
At 750 that works out to be about 20 mil per strange pussy….boy I hope that pink was worth it …….better win a tourney here soon or you will have an angry ex-wife as your credit partner forever.
At the end of the day he should have married a stunning blond Swedish swim bikinni model to keep his penis at home….oh right he did that.
By stimulus May 24, 2010 at 10:41 am
maybe Elin is hanging out with Will or Mark.
By Interesting May 24, 2010 at 11:25 am
“And she has been spending time away from him in Arizona and her native Sweden this month.”
Two places where she is sure to be safe from him. He’d stick out like a sore thumb in the latter, and might not have good enough papers for the former.
By CNSYD May 24, 2010 at 12:50 pm
As I heard a sports announcer (male) say weeks ago when the price tag was $500M, hell I would have married him for $500M”.
By Judy Allen May 24, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Not nearly enough. Hope she gets every penny of that PLUS! He obviously has no love or even a little caring for his kids. How very sad. They will have to live with the fact of their father’s disdain for them for the rest of their lives.
By Matt May 24, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Write the check and get on with your life Tiger. You’ll make another $750 million before your career is over and can tell all the haters to f*ck off while you bang a whole team of Swedish bikini models. Your kids will be fine. Being a good father and good husband are not mutually exclusive events. There are lots of shitty parents who never cheat on their spouses. Which is worse???
By Carmen May 24, 2010 at 8:51 pm
Why is Tiger Woods so afraid of what Elin Nordegren could say to the world ???
Tiger Woods is a devious serial adulterer, a perverted sex maniac and a liar of the worst kind!!! He is a remorseless, soulless, self centered shell of a person!!! This settlement amount is for a complete package for both, Elin and the children and it went up because Tiger is demanding from Elin a lifetime confidentiality clause. This is an absolutely outrageous demand from Tiger and I hope that Elin and her lawyers fight it and do not budge on this. Tiger betrayed, deceived and humiliated Elin in front of the world and caused irreparable damage to their marriage and family! Tiger continues to victimize Elin by condemning her to be silent for the rest of her life!!! Elin should have the right to say her story even if she agrees for it to be published after she dies and the world will like to hear it!!!
By Whit Suber May 24, 2010 at 9:57 pm
Wasn’t she Jesper Parnaviks babysitter? By my calculations, in order for her to have made $750m, at $15 per hour she would had to…. wait my calculator appears to be malfunctioning… oh here’s the calculation. The answer is marry the world’s highest income producing athlete and hope he goes on a ho-fest not seen outside the confines of the SC State House since Wilt Chamberlain. If she obtains the $750m (or even $75m), the jockeying for Elin’s 2nd husband is going to be more exciting than the Ryder Cup.
By R May 25, 2010 at 1:41 am
Didn’t she sign a pre-nup? Sure give her $200 million or so but its not like she’s responsible for his golf game or earning him any money. What tigger did was stupid and disgusting but I can’t see it being worth $750 million.
By The Deacon Jones May 25, 2010 at 8:35 am
Moral of the Story: Never, ever, ever, marry a black man if you are white.
By sclawboy May 25, 2010 at 10:03 am
Deacon,
How is that the moral of the story?
By wayne May 25, 2010 at 11:44 am
Why don’t rich black super athletes marry some one of their own race? The blonde bimbo knew what she was doing, baiting a hook. I think this was a pretty good windfall for her, didn’t take too long for him to get caught. Pretty sure the nine head to his head hurt, but, if it had been a pot of hot grits there would be life-long scars. Maybe thats why he didn’t marry a sista!
By The Deacon Jones May 25, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Because, black men tend to cheat at higher rates than do white men (Psychology Press, 2001). It appears that blacks tend to run around. It is clear. Look at how many are on welfare and can’t identify their father. Now, second, why would a white woman of any class ever want to be with a black man?
By Brandon May 25, 2010 at 3:28 pm
Be nice…the $750M is to take care of the mongrel children.
By Crooner May 25, 2010 at 4:12 pm
Tiger read Jenny’s book and figures the $750M is a bargain.
Why do women rally around someone like Elin who really played a bit part, if at all, in Tiger’s success and believe she should get a huge chunk of change just for marrying him and having his children?
I thought taking money for sex made you a whore.
By Mike Craft Sr. May 25, 2010 at 8:27 pm
Mrs. Woods or Elin Nordegren, what ever will be appear on the divorce papers, is not entitled to more than 1/3 of Woods net worth and none of future earnings. In my youth I was a Supreme Court Clerk for my father, in the N.Y.S. Supreme Court. I proof read many divorces. She has Tiger on criminal adultry, but the Florida Courts do not necessarily honor that charge, although it is on the books. I will tell you all, because I am also the Federal Informant (I became a gangster in 1968) on the Woods Criminal Charges, in the Northern District of New York’s Justice Dept.! Mrs. Woods will never see the inside of a court roon. She will take about 250 million and remarry. She had nothing to do with Tiger Woods success and does not contribute to his net worth. She was a baby sitter and had no career. Even though I personally have federal charges against Woods for RICO “Enabling of a Prostitution Ring” which carries a 10 year sentence, I would tell anyone reading, she is only getting this money because every sponsor will drop him if he does not set his kids and wife up for life! Outside of having children, Mrs Woods has not been any credit to his career. They both had kids, in the Courts Eyes. He still has a pre-nup, but has signed a side agreement of sorts. Go to http://news-press.net/blogs/watchdog/2010/03/25/former-new-york-mobster-files-irs-claim Please click at the bottom of the story to get the entire file. The young reporter keyed on the IRS instead of the more serious charges at Justice, because the IRS sent a pretty receipt! Tiger Woods has a criminal file in both Washington D.C., Ogden, Utah, and Albany/Syracuse, N.Y., with my name on it! The IRS charges against Tiger Woods are for structuring of deductions, to write off his affairs, gambling, food, drink, and any prostitution money! I am an expert federal witness and tax expert, plus a former gangster who became a federal contracted informant to stay out of jail! I did not have to know Woods, but only had to know all his illegal circumstances. I owned 10 nite clubs, I ran the Canadian border for my organization. I was a made member of the old Lansky Group (Meyer) and a general national NCS Member. I am the expert on fraud! Tiger is a Fraud! Sincerely bigmikecraft
By FatherDiddleMcKiddle May 25, 2010 at 11:38 pm
And there you have it, folks. Southern, racist and proud. I knew y’all wouldn’t let us yankees down. I’ve added this site to my comedy roster right next to Fox “News”. Please keep it up.
By sclawboy May 26, 2010 at 9:05 am
Deacon,
Psychology Press is a publisher and not the name of a journal or text. Be more specific with the source of your proposal.
By your theory, no woman of any race should marry or be with a black man. Which is ridiculous to assume that an entire race of men should be off limits to women. So you just think white women should avoid the black men. Why not advise others to do so as well?
I suspect you were disappointed when Bob Jones discontinued its ban on interacial dating.
By Krissy May 26, 2010 at 11:24 am
Regarding “Deacon” … you are not black?
We women lust for handsome black men because they are sexy. Paranoid guys like you, that secretly envy their size and strength, feed our minds with images. That’s why I first sleep with an African American. Your tales of the black man’s insatiable sexual appetites and the way they paw at us and take our v-jay jays with wild abandon get our juices flowing. As long as you objectify the black rod, we’ll want it. I’ve seen this with my girlfriends too.
I have beautiful black man and he has given me the most darling brown skinned babies. He satisfies all my needs and I still yearn for him after 10 years of marriage. I can only hope that more people are brown, racists like you will be obscured.
By Titus May 26, 2010 at 11:52 am
Wow,, That was seriously on some ignorant shet.
A lot of men cheat, no matter if they are black, white, or MIXED like Tiger. To say that all black men cheat, well I most not be black. And I’ve dated all types of women of all colors. Im from the South, so the hatred is expected from the ignorant, thank goodness you guys are getting old, because the new generation is not playing this sick game of hatred. I go to the northwest and get respect from majority of the white folks there, it is trully an issue in the south. The sad part, we are came from the same place , which is Africa, check your DNA, or check the facts. We are all brothers and sisters from another mother.
By ChrisM May 26, 2010 at 7:52 pm
Wow, the posts here look like they were written by the Rand Paul fan club. Yep, we believe in the Civil Rights Act of 1965, expect for the part that allows for black people to be respected and treated like human beings. What a freakin’ collection of jackasses. Personally I hope Elin gets every penny of the $750M and that Tiger isn’t stupid enough to get married again. They both made a stupid mistake when the got married and it has nothing whatsoever to do with race.
By The BOSS May 26, 2010 at 8:11 pm
Wow, this is really getting hot . . .should I try some black beefstick?
By Just Sayin' May 26, 2010 at 9:36 pm
What about all of these taupe colored children? It seems a little unfair for interracial couples to have taupe children? Seems like they are out of place in today’s schools.
By The BOSS May 26, 2010 at 9:37 pm
How about a chili dog?
By Skidmarks May 27, 2010 at 8:13 am
Woods says he isn’t black, so he isn’t.
At the upper levels, golf is played between the ears. Woods will not make a comeback.
By HIPAA Violator May 27, 2010 at 3:50 pm
These comments are effing hilarious.
By The BOSS May 27, 2010 at 7:40 pm
I bet Tigers is actually small. He is a mix of African and Asian. Let me show:
8-> = Asian
8———-> African
Mix = 8–>
Asian genes win out!
By political hack June 17, 2010 at 10:01 am
Yeah Tiger is cashed…Haney took all his money and fame and ran with it, got his own TV show all the while completely fucking up Tiger’s swing so he can only hit push fades with his driver. Hard to play golf when you can’t find the fairway. I think his swing was better in 1997 when he smoked the field hitting low roping 3 woods off the tee and gap wedges for approach shots. The field, the next youngest from Tiger was perhaps 40 years old, just didn’t have those shots. Tiger is no young buck himself anymore and that is perhaps why he was getting blood transfusions from A Rod or Jeter’s doc to get by the PGA’s drug testing policy. The Tour has also done a shitty job trying to “tiger proof” all these courses, making them too long for even most pros to play decent rounds of golf on. The rough is also a major factor as you will see this week at Pebble. The new groove changes on the wedges don’t allow for as much backspin, which produces control, from the long grass so it is harder to control and you will see all kinds crazy shots if a player is in the rough on his approach. What Tiger did do for the sport is unprecedented in terms of attracting athleticism back to the game. Before golf had just been an old boring sport for rich white people to watch or enjoy playing, and for the most part it still has that stigma. But in terms of how good the professional has to be to compete on the tour now is miles ahead of what it was even 15 years ago. These guys can hit it a mile and score with the best of them, especially some of the younger pros out there. The athlete has always been attracted to the money, and the purse sizes on these tour events have become astronomical sense the media jumped on our boy Tiger in 1997. If you win a tour event now you are an instant millionaire. Hell you get 3 top tens in a year and you can buy a mansion. Tiger was great for the game but it is only going to get better. Unfortunately, golf is more mental than anything and Tiger has completely lost his ability to have that mental edge he used to because he is walking circus.
But on a lighter more racially tinged note: Why don’t white guys marry black women? You rarely see that combination in society, unless it is on tv. I think it is just a natural, cultural thing that humans do to be attracted to their own race. It is really personal preference. I am a dirty redneck from South Carolina and I’m sure most people responding to this post would consider me racist because of that but if you want to go interracial then that is your personal choice, whatever person makes you the happiest is the person for you. Love is blind.