By FITSNews || “You’re now down with a discount …”
At least that’s true if you’re purchasing (former) S.C. First Lady Jenny Sanford’s femmoir, Cutting Ass … err, Staying True, which is now being offered to Barnes & Noble book club members for 20 percent off.
Oh, this is the recorded version of the book, too, “as read by the author” (editor’s note: oooooooh).
Anyway, while Jenny’s book begins its inevitable progression to Lifetime television, FITS is hearing some interesting rumors about her new beau, Clay Boardman. It’s been less than a month since we first broke the story of their relationship, but the folks at Surrey Tavern in Boardman’s hometown of Augusta, Georgia are already starting to talk.
Stay tuned … this could get very, very interesting.
Also, when the hell is Gov. Mark Sanford going to cash in on this situation by writing his own book?
Unlike Jenny or her new boyfriend, he does need the money …
And when are we going to see his Latin lover Maria Belen Chapur in South Carolina, or has she already dropped him like a bad habit?
By Tim May 1, 2010 at 8:40 pm
Maria drop Mark???
Lord, no!
Maria is the only thing about Sanfraud that I am looking forward to.
HE is ugly, JENNY is ugly, but MARIA, now, SHE is a piece of ASS.
I hope she gets married to the stupid bastard so that we can at least to see some photos of her lovely bod.
By Ynotfirst May 1, 2010 at 9:10 pm
Sic, go find Maria. Get an interview. Let’s get Markie Mark’s sh*t out in the open like the other pols that have GF’s ( think Edwards, Clinton, Foley, Craig, etc)
By Hambone May 1, 2010 at 11:29 pm
We need pictures of Maria in one of those bikinis that the movie stars like to show off in. Then we can see if Sanford’s e-mail description of Maria’s “golden globes in the setting Argentine sun” is exaggerated or really poetic. Sanford can take up creative writing when his government career is over. He’s got the credentials to join the staff of National Geographic or National Enquirer.
By Sunni SC May 2, 2010 at 7:35 am
I personally cannot think of a better place for Jenny to be. And yes Sic, for God’s sake, go find Maria. I bet that would be a helluva fun interview for you and you certainly deserve some fun. Of course, ask the Boss (Mrs. Sic) first!
By chickman May 2, 2010 at 2:35 pm
FITS, You down with OPP!
By Crooner May 2, 2010 at 3:01 pm
When in the hell is Will going to cash in on this situation by writing HIS own book? Can you make that much money blogging?
By Truth Seeker May 2, 2010 at 8:22 pm
Has Jenny become a democrat liberal elite now?
http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2010/05/white-house-correspondents-dinner-slideshow-201005#slide=10
By You Can Call Me Ma'am May 2, 2010 at 10:06 pm
That book was half price at Amazon at least a week before its official release. It is destined for the remainder bin.
By Darth May 3, 2010 at 11:16 am
BUSTED!!!!
Slic DIC, tell me, as I recognize the tag from Books A Million that belongs to an expected best seller (and actually that IS the book on CD, which at Books A Million is usually 20% vs the 40%, some one was reall slack snapping this pic)…
By SnakeMD May 3, 2010 at 5:26 pm
I have heard that by the end of summer Dollar Tree has an option on her book and it will be sold for $1.00 next to the 12 pack of plastic hangers. Mark Sanford really should write a romance novel. Shakespeare was the last one, before Sanford, to use the description of “globes” when he was referring to those heavenly orbs. “Oh, how her dove white breast heaved when I whispered into her ear.” “Graze on my lips, And if those hills be dry, Stray lower, Where the pleasant fountains lie.” King Henry VI Pt. III
The title of Sanford’s upcoming book: “The Confessions of a Gentleman Governor…May I Take You a Button Hole Lower?”
By OhNoNotAgain May 3, 2010 at 8:18 pm
From Washington Post Reliable Sources —
“Used to be, names in the headlines were the big “get” guests for media organizations. This year there was only one zeitgeisty figure amid the showbiz cluster: Jenny Sanford, the former first lady of South Carolina — there with her new boyfriend of about six weeks, Georgia businessman Clay Boardman. His arms were around her waist as they talked with another couple. And then they were holding hands. And then his arm was draped the length of her back, his hand gently grazing her behind. “
By Alabaster II March 8, 2011 at 9:36 am
Looks like Tim May got his wish. We all got to see what he wished for from those beach pictures