pearl and phil

By FITSNews || Meet Pearl and Phil.  She’s 72, he’s 26. She’s his grandmother, and he’s her grandson. Oh, and they’re lovers … and having a baby together.

Wait … what?

That’s right … after meeting four years ago for the first time, this incestuous couple is spending $54,000 on a surrogate to have their love child.

From Yahoo:

“I’m not interested in anyone else’s opinion,” Pearl says. “I am in love with Phil and he’s in love with me. Soon I’ll be holding my son or daughter in my arms and Phil will be the proud dad.”

Phil adds, “I love Pearl with all my heart. I’ve always been attracted to older women and I think Pearl is gorgeous. Now I’m going to be a dad and I can’t wait.”

“Yes, we get laughed at and bullied when we go out and kiss in public but we don’t care. You can’t help who you fall for.”

Wow.  Just … wow.  And not ‘wow’ in a good way, obviously … wow in a ‘staring at fatal accidents’ kind of way.

Here’s an especially painful excerpt:

“I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him,” Pearl says. “I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back.”

Ewwwwwww …

Here’s a picture of Pearl, Phil, their surrogate and what we have no doubt will be the most colossally effed up child ever brought into this world …

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UPDATE: Amazingly, no … these people are not from South Carolina.