By FITSNews || One of the eleventy kabillion uses of the internet is apparently locating people who will fart on you … or let you fart on them.
Yeah … and while that sounds about as appetizing to us as vomit porn, cops in Oklahoma City were sucked into this seedy “fart fetish” underworld last week when a close encounter of the flatulent kind went violently awry.
From The Smoking Gun:
… an Oklahoma man who enjoys “the sound and smell of farts” has told cops that he was sexually assaulted by a man he met online. As detailed in the below Oklahoma City Police Department report, the men met in a chat room in February and subsequently exchanged a series of sexually charged text messages.The 27-year-old victim, who cops report has autism, told investigators that he was lonely and was seeking to “make friends that had the same fetish for ‘farts.’” However, when the pair met ten days ago, the victim claims that he was forced to engage in a variety of sexual acts while in the suspect’s bedroom. The encounter ended, the victim said, when the man told him, “My mom is going to get up and go to work soon, so you need to go.” Police, who redacted the names of both men from the crime report, have not made an arrest in connection with the alleged incident. Asked why he still met with the suspect after receiving the lewd text messages “if he did not want to do any of it,” the victim answered that he “thought they could just ‘fart’ and be friends.”
Ah, love …
Oh, and you thought they had run out of plot ideas for Law & Order!?!?
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Fetish Friendship Turns Foul (The Smoking Gun)
By Liberty For me April 12, 2010 at 3:44 pm
Whatever floats your boat….oh wait,it would. It would also power your methane engine at the same time.These green freaks are going a little too far dont you think??
By WorkingTommyC April 14, 2010 at 8:04 am
I like the way Steve Martin made the connection between fa*ting and the ozone layer back in 1981 way before the enviro-fascists started carrying on about cow flatulence being a danger:
“Do you ever wonder where all the farts go?
“They go into the atmosphere and form the “fart zone.” It’s just above the ozone layer.
“This is why we MUST PROTECT THE OZONE LAYER!
“If anything happened to ozone layer, all those farts would fall back to earth. And NOT on their original owners.”