By FITSNews || No … that’s not the girl from 30 Rock. It’s Marla Maples, who if memory serves us correctly is famous for that fling she had back in the roaring Twenties with that crazy bootlegger Joseph Kennedy.
Wait … our bad.
What is Marla Maples famous for again?
Oh right … right … Donald Trump, her husband of six years back in the Nineties (which according to our calculators is still forever ago).
Anyway, the Georgia native – who is perhaps best known for the lengths she went to protect her shoe collection (1992 called, wants its trivia question back) – is now 46 years old, a fact we bring to your attention only because sha-ZAM! she looks effing amazing in a two piece.
And while we’d throw another 10 pounds on this “Mom We’d Like to Fahrvergnugen” (personal preference), you keep on rockin’ in the free world home girl …
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Pics: Pacific Coast News
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Marla Maples (Official Site)
By LOUIS April 1, 2010 at 9:58 pm
AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAY ABOUT MARLA, INCLUDING THE PART ABOUT ADDING ANOTHER TEN POUNDS. WOW !!!!!
CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT JENNY SANFORD WOULD LOOK LIKE IN THIS SAME TWO-PIECE?
By Zach April 1, 2010 at 10:55 pm
A ho. Period. Grow up, Sic. You were doing so good with the new professionalism…..
By fitsnews April 1, 2010 at 11:53 pm
Professionalism? HA!
-FITS