By FITSNews || Barely a week after a Kentucky woman was busted squirting her breast milk at a female corrections officer, an intoxicated British man has been fined for assaulting a female police officer with his penis.
And no, this isn’t a screenplay to a porno flic, this actually happened.
The man’s name is Marium Varinauskas, a 28-year-old Lithuanian who describes himself as a self-employed construction worker (try and restrain yourselves, ladies).
From the BBC:
Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: “The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck.”
Defence solicitor John Hardie said: “He was sitting on the couch drunk with his pants on.”
“He can’t remember anything but accepts that if that’s what the police say then that’s what happened.
“He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed.”
“Evasive action to avoid getting struck?”
Wow.
We guess it’s true what they say about Lithuanians …
UPDATE: We have no idea what, if anything, “they say” about Lithuanians. That just felt like it fit there … (editor’s note: that’s what she said)
By Old Bike Dude March 21, 2010 at 4:04 pm
So is this a cockblocking story?
By by nice guy March 21, 2010 at 10:25 pm
Good thing this didn’t happen in good ol South Carolina or Henry would have had them arrested for cockfighting.
By Calhoun Fawls March 22, 2010 at 6:51 am
Thanks for not posting the video.