Mint Juleps With Jenny Sanford

jenny sanford mint juleps

By FITSNews || Another day, another estrogen-fest with South Carolina’s First Lady that costs $25 bucks to get into …

This time it’s the Sea Island (S.C.) Republican women sponsoring a “Tribute To Jenny Sanford,” which will be held on April 17 at the swanky Country Club of Charleston.

Wait .. they let black people into that club, don’t they (you know … unlike some other country clubs frequented by the Palmetto State’s political elite)?

Let’s hope so …

Anyway, according to an invite posted on Facebook, the country club event will feature a two-hour brunch and yes … cocktails (whew!).

Surprisingly, Mrs. Sanford won’t be hawking copies of her memoir Staying True inside the event, although we bet that the trunk of her car will be loaded with them, just in case.

“While books will not be sold at the Brunch, Mrs Sanford will gladly autograph books if you bring them with you,” the invite says.

Oh goody goody gumdrops!!!

Mrs. Sanford was granted a divorce last month from her disgraced and increasingly irrelevant husband, S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford.

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Comments

  1. By colleen March 18, 2010 at 11:54 am

    I have to ask you this Will-why are you so anti-Jenny?

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  2. By fitsnews March 18, 2010 at 11:59 am

    We’re not. We cover Mrs. Sanford the same way we cover anybody else – honestly, and based on what we believe.

    If that’s too tough for her weekly gathering of the Meredith Baxter-Birney Fan Club, too bad.

    -FITS

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  3. By annie March 18, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    Yep you are anti Jenny, Will and it’s coming through loud and clear-no you do not cover her honestly – maybe based on your bias, but not honestly-

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  4. By Old Yeller March 18, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    Will, why don’t you just punch her?

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  5. By Pat Hendrix March 18, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    I’m groping for the right words – like Will Folks looking for the G Spot. Vain? Willfully blind? Narcissist? Train-wreck? Or maybe douche nozzle?

    She and Governor Vegetable Lasagna were a match made in Heaven.

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  6. By Todd March 18, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    Old Yeller – Will doesn’t punch her because we have seen she can punch back. And my money would be on her in that duel… Sorry Sic. It’s true.

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  7. By fitsnews March 18, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    Todd-

    We’re not going to dispute that!

    -FITS

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  8. By Reality Check March 18, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    I’d drink mint juleps with Jenny any day…

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  9. By Ynotfirst March 18, 2010 at 7:31 pm

    hey Jenny…. there is truly nowhere to run and hide!!! you banker you.

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  10. By Martha Washington March 18, 2010 at 7:59 pm

    Let’s just call this what it is…the “Jenny Sanford Sympathy Tour”.
    She isn’t the first woman to be cheated on nor will she be the last. But let’s DO get together and talk about infidelity. or Skil saws, or boy children and….what else? Oh yea, a gazillion dollar inheritance. Boy I really feel sorry for Sanford dont you? Now she can hate Mark Sanford as much as all of the other neocons.

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  11. By Scooter March 19, 2010 at 11:38 am

    I am so tired of Mr. and Ms. Sanford. I so promise that I could live life a little better if both moved out of state. Her continued pity party is creepy, and his self absorbed idiot tour is mind altering.

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  12. By Joe Pinner March 19, 2010 at 11:09 pm

    You are so “unbalanced”…so pitiful in your opinions. How the First Amendment is so abused to abuse! Regardless…Happy Spring…Joe

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