By FITSNews || In news that will come as a shock to absolutely no one, our founding editor has a fairly sophisticated understanding of what is – and isn’t – permissible at Hooter’s.
Specifically, the Hooter rules state that the famous orange “short shorts” worn by the waitresses must cover their … um … you know … “butt cleavage.”
Fortunately, given Sic Willie’s legendary powers of persuasion, his waitresses always erred on the side of “glorious non-compliance.”
He even has a hat to prove it. :)
So … what do we now know about our favorite inflatable boobs-on-a-stick barbie doll, Heidi Montag?
That she’s Hooterific!
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Pics: via The Superficial
By Martha Washington March 18, 2010 at 8:02 pm
Hey, that’s not Heidi Montag.
It’s just someone who looks like her.
This hyper-narcissist probably paid a lot
of money for that “butt cleavage”.
By reprobate March 20, 2010 at 10:22 pm
Actually, she ought to send those shorts back to LL Bean. They’ve got an unsightly pucker that really is un-appealing.