By FITSNews || Legendary publisher Larry Flynt takes a serious chunk out of S.C. Rep. Addison Graves “Joe” Wilson’s backside in the latest edition of Hustler magazine – a publication which we swear on a stack of Bibles we’ve never read before in our lives.
We’re not saying we’ve never looked at it before … we’re just saying we’ve never read it.
Anyway, here’s an excerpt from Flynt’s surprisingly well-researched rant …
Wilson served as an aide to Senator Strom Thurmond, a notorious segregationist and racist. In fact, Wilson was so enthralled with Thurmond’s ugly philosophy that he castigated Essie Mae Washington when she came forward to reveal she was Thurmond’s illegitimate biracial daughter. At first, Wilson said Washington was lying, but when Thurmond admitted to being the woman’s father, he called her remarks a “smear.” And, lest we forget, in 2000—as a state senator—Wilson was one of seven Republicans who voted to keep the Confederate flag flying over South Carolina’s State House. The measure was soundly defeated.
Even if Wilson were a staunch supporter of the NAACP and a member of Jesse Jackson’s Rainbow PUSH Coalition and perhaps even black himself, he’d still be an Asshole. Eligible for military service during the Vietnam War, Wilson hid behind deferment after deferment. Then, after graduating from the University of South Carolina School of Law, he miraculously snagged a highly sought-after spot in the Army Reserve. No way was he going to risk his neck for his country. Since Wilson voted in support of the Iraq War, that makes him just another Republican chickenhawk.
Wilson’s hostile position toward the Obama healthcare-reform package probably has less to do with any true philosophical beliefs than it does with hard-nosed political pragmatism: The Congressman has received $414,000 from the health sector since taking his seat in 2001. That might also explain why Wilson voted against healthcare for veterans 11 times, including cuts to the Veterans Administration and TRICARE4. To an outsider looking in, it would appear that the healthcare industry owns Joe Wilson …
… What’s really disturbing is that Wilson’s kids are poised to follow in Daddy’s footsteps. His oldest son, Alan McCrory Wilson—a lawyer—has his eye on the South Carolina state attorney general’s seat. Here’s what we can do to nip this nascent dipshit dynasty in the bud: Make a donation to Rob Miller, Joe Wilson’s Democratic opponent in the 2010 elections. (Miller’s Web site is RobMillerForCongress.com.)
Finally, there’s this: Joe Wilson is not really Joe Wilson. The Asshole’s legal name is Addison Graves Wilson Sr. Perhaps it’s a small point, but it does underscore the fact that it’s Wilson who is a liar.
Wowzas!
Dipshit dynasty!?!?! Don’t hold back, Larry!
Actually, as much as we disagree with Flynt’s support of Obamacare – and as much as we’ll give the grandstanding Wilson a modicum of credit for finally discovering his lungs when it comes to supporting limited government – it’s obvious who won this exchange.
Now, cue the SCGOP “Larry Flynt press release” in 3, 2, 1 …
By They call me Mr. Sinister March 17, 2010 at 6:36 pm
I wish the SOB that shot Flynnt had emptied the whole damn clip into his sorry ass! For a smut peddler like Flynnt to called Joe names is truly the definition of the pot calling the kettle black! Larry Flynnt makes his living exploiting women to sell their bodies so the deviant, perverted,sick and twisted little men can get their jollies off and he has the gaul to attack Congressman Wilson?? Let the sorry SOB come to SC and I think we can find a few people to finish the job…
By Old Bike Dude March 17, 2010 at 6:56 pm
Sinister, why do you hate America? Oh and in case you didn’t know, you’re gay.
By LibertFor Me March 17, 2010 at 7:55 pm
….You avoid going into Vietnam,but you send other Americans to die in the same type bullshit in Iraq? Is that hypocrisy?…another asshole facist Republican.At least McCain actually gave his pound of flesh to have a say in such crazy beliefs
By sid March 17, 2010 at 10:35 pm
Why do you hate homosexuals, OBD? I think it’s because you’re actually in the closet, and you think acting pseudo-macho will hide your secret, but maybe you can explain it. Hell, you probably don’t even ride a bike, but are really into the leather accessories. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but be true to yourself, man!
By Over My Dead Body March 18, 2010 at 12:15 am
Since I just finished crushing some vag and am therefore the straightest guy posting here – yeah Sid, Sinister is definately gay. The same point you made about OBD, which wasn’t really great, implicates the guy who doesn’t like that sort of smut but who would ‘finish off’ ole Larry. There’s an old saying: If you’ve got an ax to grind, the hilts probably buried in your @$$.
By Just a Guy Who Knows Will March 18, 2010 at 1:51 am
Wait, just wait…first, oh my God nevermind. Will would sell his soul upon the contradiction that arises just by getting through 1/3 of this post.
Will, you have no foundation, and it would seem no soul to sell.
You only want to throw sucker punches when you can and you contradict yourself at every turn.
Of course, dipshit readers forget to compare and contrast this post from others while you give air to the biggest dipshit of all. Let the codger pay sluts to show their tits. That doesn’t give someone the microphone to dabble in politics.
Of course b/c of the tits, you do…
Google hits aside, fuck job. How about, my poor father, no favorite son, got his number called but was in college already. He deferred. I am here b/c of that. What of your father?
Will, I try real hard to respect you. The problem is you need a hard fist to the nose. Bet you never felt that before. Bet you would cry like a bitch…son, I know you would, cause I know you.
By Calhoun Fawls March 18, 2010 at 5:01 am
I hope Larry Flynt campaigns throughout the SC 2nd for Rob Miller. Can’t wait to see Flynt’s take on Nikki Haley.
By Ynotfirst March 18, 2010 at 6:22 am
joe wilson = lying fascist.
By fitsnews March 18, 2010 at 7:00 am
“Just a guy,”
Our founding editor will be appearing on this program tonight at 6:00 p.m.
http://www.fitsnews.com/2010/03/17/sic-to-appear-on-pnt-happy-hour/
Why don’t you stop by and give him that “hard fist to the nose?”
-FITS
P.S. – Oh right, you’re just an anonymous little bitch …
By Old Bike Dude March 18, 2010 at 8:15 am
lol My money is on sic. Not to hard to figure out who the bitches are here. Flynt has written more truth in one letter than Addagrave has told in his life.
By sid March 18, 2010 at 8:31 am
I don’t know if Sinister is gay so much as prudish, OMDB. But if you’re familiar with OBD, you know that the first “insult” he generally goes for is calling someone gay. He tends to equate being homosexual with some sort of negativity. Kinda like a conservative politician who always champions anti-gay legislation, then gets caught cruising for dudes at a rest stop…in his biker leather.
Personally, I’m no fan of Flynt, but I’ve got no problem with the product he puts out. It is smut, and probably exploits some women, but it does look good.
By beentook2 March 18, 2010 at 10:08 am
Way to go Larry. Amazing after all these years you can still get the peckerheads riled up.
If I follow the lines here, it is not acceptable for a person who sells pictures of nakkied women to be a politician.
However it is acceptable for a person to lie, cheat, steal, double deal, back stab, be homophobic, be a fudge packer, be a hypocrite, be an adulterer and be a politician.
Of the two, Flynt is the only one who is not going to hell.
By OhNoNotAgain March 18, 2010 at 11:20 am
Back to Larry Flynt.
WHAT an awesome bitch-slapping he gives Addison.
By BIN News Editorial Staff March 18, 2010 at 11:11 pm
Little hustler quotes the Big Hustler. Come on sic(k) willie. Make an honest man of yourself. Admit this is just a porn site, and you’re just another political pimp. Everyone knows it.
By Darth March 19, 2010 at 12:14 pm
As to Flynt, I have to consider the source… Al Goldstein is far more credible as a political commentator, but even bottom dwelling filter feeders are afforded freedom of speech.
By wes smith March 19, 2010 at 1:19 pm
With South Carolina being last (or close to it)in almost everything, Joe Wilson with his outburst(s) is yet another embarrassment to our state. I was amazed at how quickly the citizens of this state voiced their opinions mostly against gay marriage. Why can’t these same people get involved with the infant mortality rate, education (or lack of it) in our schools, unemployment, people dying because of lack of insurance? Maybe because they would have to show love for their fellowman & not hate?? And just what the hell does gay have to do with Wilson being an asshole? Are the people of this state just too lazy to find out what is going on? Joe Wilson is just another white asshole who thinks that being in politics is supposed to impress others & get his way, not to make things better, which he obviously doesn’t get.
And by the way, I am white, gay, & was in Viet Nam. I think that if Wilson had gone to Nam, he wouldn’t have had to worry about the Vietnamese, his “mouth” would have taken care of him.
wes
By madcock March 21, 2010 at 7:08 pm
I was watching the news and the coverage of the Tea Bagger shouting “n…..r” at John Lewis, another GOP supporter spitting on black Dem Rep. Emanuel Cleaver and a third yelling “faggot” at Barney Frank inside the Capitol halls, followed by Uncle Tom Steele lying this behavior wasn’t typical of Republicans.
It was almost too easy to come to this site and immediately find Mr. Sinister’s comment that he’d like for a like-minded South Carolinian to again shoot and this time kill Larry Flynt.
As far as Sinister’s characterization that “Larry Flynnt makes his living exploiting women to sell their bodies so the deviant, perverted,sick and twisted little men can get their jollies off,” all I can say is Sinsiter’s gotta lot nerve coming on Sic’s website and calling him little. LOL!
But besides providing Sic with hours of healthy relaxation over the years, Flynt has my undying thanks for his efforts to expose the GOP for the sick house of hypocisy it is, during the Clinton impeachment.
He single-handedly paid for the detective work that exposed Newt Gingrich and Bob Livingston as adulterers and forced them both to resign as House Speaker in disgrace and exposed Henry Hyde’s illegitimate children.
I wish more Democrats had the guts to stand up to the hypocrites who populate the party of Jesus and expose them for the pond scum they are. I’m sure it would please Flynt that he did it again with Mr. Sinister on this post.
And, BTW, since this is Sunday, I would be remiss if I didn’t guess that Mr. Sinister was right in the front pew this morning before he came home and wished Flynt a violent death from the barrel of a gun.
Finally, James Madison is surely turning over his grave at Scalia and Thomas’s assertion that he intended the Bill of Rights to sanction the likes of Mr. Sinister to own and operate a firearm.