By FITSNews || Like so-called “green jobs,” the quest to create tiny people with lawnmowers who can shave our nether regions could be the innovation that puts American on the road to economic recovery.
Except no … not really, although it’s pretty surprising that wasn’t in the federal “stimulus” wasn’t it?
There is one woman who probably wishes she had one of those mini-mowers, though – America’s “Pubic” Enemy No. 1, Megan Mariah Barnes.
And no, “pubic” is not a typo. Barnes, a 37-year-old Indiana woman, actually crashed the Ford Thunderbird she was driving into the back of an SUV in Florida because she was – get this – trimming her bikini line.
In fact, according to police reports, Barnes had her ex-husband steer the vehicle while she hacked away at her bushy area.
Pretty hot, huh?
Ewwwww … somewhere, though, Dave Berry is postulating that there’s a great band name buried in this story …
By justsayin' March 16, 2010 at 2:34 pm
SW – thought you might find this of interest…
http://www.insurancejournal.com/news/national/2010/03/16/108169.htm
By Martha Washington March 18, 2010 at 8:07 pm
“woman… crashed…into the back of an SUV [while]
trimming her bikini line.”
Did the SC Legislators rememeber to include this in
the “No Texting” while driving bill? or eating? or
putting on makeup? or reading? or singing and dancing while driving?
Great picture by the way.
By James the Foot Soldier March 18, 2010 at 10:43 pm
The greatest invention known to man is the woman’s razor well, that and wax, but I digress) – all praise allah.