Corey Haim Dated Classy Chicks

By FITSNews || Because Corey Haim’s untimely passing is still spiking internet traffic, let’s pause for a moment to meet the last (cough) relationship of the fallen child star’s life, Daisy de la Hoya (a.k.a. “Daisy of Love”).

And yeah … she’s lovely … at least if mannish, over-inked sluts who wear tubing over their stripper heels while they straddle shiny metallic alligators is your thing.

Obviously, it’s not ours.  We prefer they straddle shiny metallic crocodiles.

Anyway, if you think we were crass in opening this article with a reference to the traffic-generating potential of Haim’s death … take note of how all of a sudden a bunch of celebrities have discovered who Corey Haim is (was) just in time to start Tweeting about him in sorrowful tones.

Even de la Hoya herself is throwing in her two cents on Twitter:

I’m sooooooo devastated right now

You know, because “so” or “soooo” just wouldn’t cut it.   Seven “o’s” were needed to fully convey the sorrow in Daisy’s heart.

Also weighing in on Haim’s death?  His longtime co-star Corey Feldman.

I was awakened at 8:30 this morning by my brother and sister knocking on my bedroom door. They informed me of the loss of my brother Corey Haim. My eyes weren’t even open all the way when the tears started streaming down my face.

Um … yeah. Feel free to discuss amongst yourselves the likelihood of waking up washed-up eighties child star at eight thirty in the morning.

Interesting enough, Haim reportedly turned down an invitation to appear on VH1′s “Celebrity Rehab” just last week.

Pics: Splash News