By FITSNews || Breath easy, South Carolina – this time it’s Kentucky that’s making news for the backwardness of its citizens.
Specifically we’re referring to Toni Tramel, 31, who was arrested for public drunkenness in Owensboro, Kentucky (which is just South of the Indiana border). Of course it wasn’t Tramel’s arrest that made news, it’s what happened afterward in the jail house.
From FOX News (via WYMT-TV):
As Tramel changed into an inmate uniform, she squirted a stream of breast milk into the face of the female deputy watching over her.
A press release from the Daviess County, Kentucky, Detention Center, said that after the deputy decontaminated herself from the “bio-hazard”, Tramel was charged with third degree assault.
While the public drunkenness was merely a misdemeanor offense, the assault is a felony charge and a US$10,000 bond was set.
First of all, nice aim girlfriend.
Second of all, “bio-hazard?” Assault?
Please (on both counts).
Last time we checked (when we were babies), breast milk was not only super healthy but mmmm mmmm delicious. And squirting somebody with your booby juice hardly qualifies as an “assault” in our book.
Needless to say, though, we suspect that porn screenwriters are going to have a field day with this one.
“You naughty, naughty girl …”
Pic: Here
By Milk and Cookies March 8, 2010 at 6:19 pm
Better check again, FITS. HIV and Human T-Lymphotropic Virus can be transmitted through breast milk and there’s a question about whether Hep C can be transmitted. Mmmmmm mmmmm delicious for you! ;)
By WorkingTommyC March 13, 2010 at 9:15 pm
I need to get this off my chest:
I feel like such an utter boob! If I’d been regularly checking this site, I might have been kept largely abreast of the latest funny articles like this one. Upon self-examination, it would appear that I just lack taking enough time to read all Will’s articles.
This reminds me of the time I missed seeing the areola borealis in Nepal due to a pair of swollen glands and suffered short-term mammary loss. Fortunately, I was nursed back to health–yet to this day must sleep at night on two pillows.
Anyways, I can’t believe she was busted for this! Although her behavior is hardly a formula for success, it sounds like a case of tit for tat.
Still, it’s gotta suck for her. Whatever happened to freedom of expression in this country?
Okay. All done. I think I’ve milked this one dry. At least give me a “D” for effort.