Do Something, Wookie!

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By FITSNews || A recent Winthrop (S.C.) University poll showed that of the eight candidates for governor in 2010, liberal Columbia, S.C. lobbyist Dwight Drake is the least well-known.

Or the “most poorly-known” depending on how you look at it.

Given that dynamic, you’d think that we’d be hearing a little bit more out of the candidate, but no … it’s been all quiet on the “Wookie Front” lately (unless you count last month’s bad press).

C’mon, Wookie … do something!

“Here we are now, entertain us …”

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  1. By WorkingTommyC March 4, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    The force is weak within him.

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  2. By Ynotfirst March 4, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    I like Drake best.

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  3. By They call me Mr. Sinister March 4, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    Your really shouldn’t insult wookies like that…

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  4. By Anonymous March 4, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    Wookies are left-handed? Who knew. I think the Braves could use him in the pen.

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  5. By Rebel March 4, 2010 at 9:11 pm

    She did it all for the Wookie. I know I do!

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  6. By fred March 4, 2010 at 11:56 pm

    If the Wookie comes out and sees his shadow, that mean that some shitty pork-filled policy will get lobbied for 6 more weeks?

    whoisdwightdrake.com

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  7. By fred March 5, 2010 at 3:48 pm

    Goodbye Wookie!

    We will miss you.

    Fred

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