By FITSNews || We did a bad, bad thing Monday … we cheated on our freckle queen and one of the original popsluts whose ampleness first artificially inflated our hit count so many, many (three) years ago.
We didn’t mean to, obviously, but that doesn’t diminish the heinousness of what we did.
If this were an intro to a Simpsons episode (and we were Bart), we would be writing “We Will Not Put Any Freckles Ahead Of Lindsay Lohan’s Freckles” on the blackboard right now.
So yeah … sorry about that, Lilo.
You are, and will always be … our freckle queen.
EDITOR’S NOTE: While Linds has been lookin’ a bit worse for the wear lately, she cleaned up nice for a fashion show in Milan over the weekend.
Pics: Splash News
By James the Foot Soldier March 2, 2010 at 10:06 pm
oh for a “sharon stone” moment….
By BIN News Eidtorial Staff March 2, 2010 at 10:13 pm
The BIN News IT staff estimates sic(k) willie’s use of freckle, queen and popsluts along with porn, fetish and starlet have artificially boosted his hit count by 8.1 to 2.2 percent. Our Funding Editor wants to know if Ms. Paine will be covering the perverted meaning of those terms with her It Kids in class? And will she review the pics on your porn site?
Just wondering, sic(k) willie.
By CNChapin March 3, 2010 at 10:35 am
Hey, BIN, your mommy not love you enough? I guess since you’re a no-name you actually have to troll other sites that actually get traffic to try to siphon off some?
I have to say, I’d never spend my time on a website where some idiotic member of the “Eidtorial Staff” can’t even spell “E-D-I-T-O-R-I-A-L”!!!
Go back to your bollocks snarfing and leave the hottie editorializing (Yes, I CAN spell it AND modify it while remaining grammatically correct) to the real men who don’t worship old, wrinkly good ol’ boys with man tits.
By Columbia Insider March 3, 2010 at 12:12 pm
BIN-Shealy, fix that typo!