Cheney Hospitalized With Chest Pains

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By FITSNews || Former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney – one of four “Republicans” criticized vehemently by our founding editor last week – was hospitalized in Washington D.C. Monday.

Obviously, when we said we wanted Cheney to STFU, we didn’t mean we wanted him to die or anything.

After all, who else is going to remind us of “The Penguin?”

Anyway, the 69-year-old was rushed to George Washington Hospital, where he is said to be “resting comfortably” as doctors conduct tests on his ticker.

Like former President Bill Clinton – who was hospitalized earlier this month for chest pains – Cheney has a history of heart problems.

In fact, he has suffered four heart attacks – the first occurring when he was 37 years old.

Like Clinton, he has also undergone quadruple bypass surgery.

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  1. By Old Bike Dude February 23, 2010 at 7:10 am

    An obvious misdiagnosis. Just ask the Cowardly Lion.

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  2. By Ynotfirst February 23, 2010 at 7:43 am

    Isn’t he getting ” government provided health care”??
    Is there a problem with that besides he is very very expensive to care for……

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  3. By dirtbogger February 23, 2010 at 10:28 am

    I would cook a Low Country Boil and buy a keg of beer!

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  4. By south mauldin February 23, 2010 at 10:29 am

    Where are those death panels that Caribou Barbie keeps chirping about when you need them?

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  5. By scooter February 23, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    I hope he gets out soon, and will be well. That said, I will also say that I think he is an absolute mean spirited, liar. I wish he would take his daughter and move to some sandy country over seas.

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  6. By Another Opinion February 23, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    He actually has a heart?

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