By FITSNews || The big Tiger Woods apology – which made front page news around the world and momentarily brought the Vancouver Olympics to a standstill – has come and gone.
Now what?
Woods – who is one of the top two or three golfers ever – says he will play the game again, perhaps even this year.
He also took responsibility for his multiple affairs, calling his behavior “irresponsible and selfish.” Still, the tightly-controlled nature of Woods’ mea culpa and his robotic (some say insincere) delivery has many questioning whether or not his act of contrition will ultimately do him more harm than good. Time will be the judge of that, but the early verdicts aren’t good for Woods.
Speaking of “time,” the fact that Woods waited three months to say something (perhaps for his facial wounds to heal?) – and yet still can’t explain the bizarre domestic dispute/ car crash that unraveled this scandal – leaves us with more questions than answers.
Then there’s his real problem, the fact that people simply don’t accept “sex addiction” as an excuse for his behavior.
Do we believe that sex addiction is real? Sure.
But is everyone afflicted with it to some degree? Absolutely!
In fact, our founding editor had lunch with four very attractive women on Friday and he had wildly inappropriate thoughts about every single one of them. Lots of inappropriate thoughts. Lots of times. In lots of different positions. :)
And while his instincts may have compelled him to leap across the table and get his “bow chick wow wow” on with all four of these bombshells like the limber, virile and freakishly-gifted sex Puma he is (rrrawwrrr, ladies, rrrrawrrr) – he obviously didn’t do that.
Why?
Self-control.
Oh, and because one of the four lovely ladies on the receiving end of his inappropriate thoughts was Mrs. Sic, who has most assuredly “tamed the Puma,” people.
Anyway, what do you think?
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By countryboy February 20, 2010 at 12:04 pm
Would like to see him play golf again, as he is one of the best that ever played the game. As for him personally, his wife, his kids and even his whores? I don’t believe in interracial dating or marriage, so I could care less about any of them.
By Ohmar February 20, 2010 at 1:54 pm
It’s sad that such a huge percentage of the population has nothing better to do than tune in to watch a celeb humiliate himself on the world stage, then get pissed off that he didn’t satisfy THEIR expectations. Good freakin’ grief! Go read a book! I suggest Fahrenheit 451 (you bunch of Mildreds!)
By Brandon February 20, 2010 at 2:14 pm
Tiger should have just walked in, gave everybody a high five, and then left.
By Todd February 20, 2010 at 7:21 pm
It was just sex. It didn’t have anything to do with his marriage. Sheesh. Get over it.
By Steve V. February 20, 2010 at 8:07 pm
I agree with Brandon….
Country boy…I really don’t consider it interracial. Nothing about Tiger is black. If there were no tv’s in the world, and only radio carrying his golf matches and life story, would you think he is black? He’s had more white chicks than the first 3 lifeboats of the Titanic.
By Stevens1892 February 21, 2010 at 7:37 am
Disgusting…’Bye, Tiger…
By countryboy February 21, 2010 at 8:18 am
Steve V – Tiger sure is getting whiter, like so many black celebrities that can afford it….including el Presidente.
By Jonny D February 21, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Gotta luv Tiger, but this strategy is all wrong. He should have just cued this one up LOUD and left the room…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OefsX0WfIg
By George February 22, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Country boy is your everyday country redneck.
By Matt February 22, 2010 at 7:20 pm
Jonny D…that was right on time. lol. Look people…no doubt what Tiger did was wrong, even dispicable and he is paying dearly for it. But the reality is that Tiger married the “perfect” woman. Elin is beautiful, exotic, sweet and great for his well crafted image. Lots of men..hell, lots of women do that. They marry someone for all the “right” reasons, but at the end of the day Mr. or Mrs. Wonderful just don’t get it done behind closed doors. They don’t turn their mates on or allow their freak flag to fly. So Tiger, with all his millions and all his fame, sought out women that did stiffen the shaft in his Driver. Like Usher said..”we want a woman on the streets, but a freak in the bed..yeah, yeah”. I also have a theory of why very few PGA Tour players opened their mouth in front of a camera after her got busted. Much the same reason most of our esteemed lawmakers in Columbia kept their mouths shut when the Love Gov. came back from off the Trail last June. Except for that old F**k Knotts who prolly hasn’t chased any tail since Ike was in office.