Can You Give Penicillin To A Boat?

By FITSNews || Paris Hilton and her diseased “under-cleavage” were frolicking aboard a boat in some exotic location we probably can’t even pronounce (let alone afford to visit), giving rise to what we feel is a very important question …

Can you give penicillin to a boat?

Seriously?

And would the boat, you know, get better?

Anyway, as much as we like to hate on Paris, there really is nothing like under-cleavage.  In fact, it’s almost cool enough to make you forget about the “diseased” part.

Almost …