By FITSNews || In the history of pointless wastes of oxygen, we were 100 percent sure that a recent SCGOP Republican “goobernatorial” debate had raised (well, lowered) the bar to an unattainable height (err, depth).
Seriously, people … in case you haven’t been following the 2010 GOP gubernatorial primary in South Carolina (and judging by the traffic our posts on this race have generated, you haven’t), relax – you haven’t missed a thing.
Literally.
Not a damn thing.
In fact, the recent “meeting of the Republican minds” in Charleston was a complete and total joke before, during and after – one of the lamest excuses for a “debate” we’ve ever seen in our lives.
Yet just when we thought that South Carolina’s political discourse could sink no further, along comes another debate, this one between Foghorn Leghorn (a.k.a. S.C. Attorney General and Guffawer-in-Chief, Henry McMaster) and Mr. Tin Foil Head (a.k.a. Minister of Academic Failure and Non-Competition, Jim Rex).
And get this … they’ve even got a washed-up, unemployed Unabomber look-alike to moderate this “forum.”
Is this for real?
Amazingly, yes.
Although while technically “happening,” this debate is really nothing more than an excuse for McMaster and Rex to pretend they are frontrunners for the upcoming fall campaign, which conveniently ignores the fact that Rex is broke and McMaster is a friggin’ retard.
Seriously … this is no Hegelian dialectic. In fact, we’ll bet you dollars to doughnuts these three gomers couldn’t even tell you who Hegel is … or what “dollars to doughnuts” means.
We’d be shocked if McMaster could even identify a doughnut, well beyond grunting and pointing down his throat.
Speaking of, instead of attending this debate we’ll be making “goo goo ga ga” with Sic Willie’s baby girl (while his German Shepherd whines in the background) – a “conversation” that is infinitely more likely to produce a solution to South Carolina’s current Medicaid disaster than these idjits trying to impress each other with their talking point memorization skills.
McMaster, Rex and Warthen?
Welcome to the Special Olympics of “duh”bating!
By Liberty For Me February 10, 2010 at 4:06 pm
I am afraid that after looking at what we have to choose from in this electon.WE ARE SCREWED!!
By countryboy February 10, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Rex will have pretty much every teacher in South Carolina voting against him, plus all the family and friends those teachers are able to influence. Every teacher I have come in contact with hates his guts….
By beentook2 February 10, 2010 at 5:23 pm
I take exception to the fact that you have aligned the Unabomber with Warthen. Nobody, including the Unabomber, deserves such an association.
When Little Cisco Bauer made his first run for the House of Cockroaches this peckerhead and the rag(The State) he worked for did everything but publicly kiss Bauer’s ass in their efforts to get him elected.
By BIN News Editorial Staff February 10, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Funny, right?
When sic(k) willie felt the urge to make an even bigger fool of himself after CDV charges, he needed Brad Warthen and The State to make it happen.
He called them. Most people just mail in a letter.
But, sic(k) willie called to beg them to print his foolishness.
http://blogs.thestate.com/bradwarthensblog/2005/08/what_i_cut_from.html
Did you read it? What a m@r@n.
sic(k) willie still suffers from what he admitted was “inexperience” and “unpredictable temperament.” It shows. Every day.
Sorry. Not a m@r@n. Just a cheap political pimp.
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