By FITSNews || Say what you want about John Mayer and his wussy pop melodies, but the guy makes millions of dollars and makes love to the most beautiful women in the world.
Plus, as he showed the University of South Carolina last week, he’s all about the kids.
Anyway, according to a sneak peek of an interview Mayer granted to Playboy, here’s what the singer had to say about his relationship with Jessica Simpson:
Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f*ckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*ck you, I would start selling all my sh*t just to keep f*cking you.
Wow.
We’re a ways away from “Your Body Is A Wonderland,” aren’t we?
Of course we think “I Would Sell All My Sh*t To Keep F*cking You” sounds like a great single!
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By Todd February 10, 2010 at 9:44 pm
Now, John Mayer, that was just tacky. PWT at its worst.
By Calhoun Fawls February 11, 2010 at 7:23 am
Actually, Jessica was pretty conventional in bed. I have had better.
By Old Bike Dude February 11, 2010 at 7:51 am
She farts in her sleep.
By Mike Traynor February 11, 2010 at 9:02 am
That’s a hollywood person’s way of trying to “pump up” his own sex life. To suggest that your partner is a freak in bed is to bring attention to yourself and, by projection, suggest that you are a bit of a sexual freak yourself.
These hollywood types are so transparent. Even when he is talks about someone else, he is talking about his favorite subject–himself.
By dirtbogger February 11, 2010 at 11:25 am
I agree with you Mike Traynor, but I would still do her.
By kayla February 11, 2010 at 12:53 pm
so i guess jessica no longer takes pride in her beliefs, before it was important to her to be married before she had sex,now she will go and
f— anyone who tells her they love her. “preacher’s daughter’s are always naughty! this is tacky of john, but when guys dont respect a girl that they had sex with they talk about them with their buddies,in john’s case he’s sharing it with the world. she didnt mean anything to him but a “f–k”. jessica is stupid for faliing for someone who was just using her..it seems all guys do this to her they bang her and then they walk away, the only one she should have stayed with was nick, the grass isnt always greener on the otherside..shes so trashy now…from wholesome to trash.
By Mike Traynor February 11, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Oh, don’t get me wrong. I hit it hard. Jessica, that is, not Johnnie boy.
By Krycek February 11, 2010 at 4:19 pm
No wonder Tony Romo lost that playoff game after spending the weekend with her in Cancun.
By Another Opinion February 11, 2010 at 9:01 pm
How can such an ass write such sweeet, sensitive songs?
Let’s see, is it mothers and fathers be good to your daughters so guys like me can talk trash about them and embarass them in front of the whole world?
I’m starting to think maybe that song “Daughters” was about someone who dumped him and he, being so in love with himself, had to rationalize her parents treating her badly as the reason he was dumped. What an ass.
Him dropping the “N” word was real classy, too.