By FITSNews || Relax, America! Barack Obama and his Congressional allies are riding to the rescue of our troubled economy with … wait for it … a new “Jobs” plan.
You know, because government creating jobs worked out so well last time.
And guess what!
This one has bipartisanship (which also worked out so well last time).
Anyway, from CNN:
Washington (CNN) — As Senate Democrats look to pass a jobs bill before Presidents Day, experts say the debate is an opportunity to see if calls for bipartisanship will be answered.
With high unemployment — now at 9.7 percent — and polls showing Americans desperate for economic relief, the White House and the Democratic leadership are looking for ways to quell fears and get legislation passed as the midterm elections near.
Bipartisanship could be the answer.
“There is certainly the opportunity for this to be a bipartisan bill. It should be a bipartisan bill because jobs are the thing that are on the mind of every single American right now,” said Sean Gibbons, director of communications and a congressional analyst at Third Way — a Washington think tank described as focusing on the middle class and moderate politics.
Gibbons said a jobs bill being currently crafted in the Senate is the perfect vehicle for bringing the two parties together, using common ground to help Americans.
Pardon our french, but good f*cking God, people.
“Bipartisanship could be the answer?”
In related news, rainbows and unicorns got together recently to brighten our day … for real!
By me February 9, 2010 at 6:55 pm
i thought they already are doing this? Didnt gov jobs go up like 10%?