By FITSNews || We’re not really sure how to say this except to just come out and say it … there are NASCAR romance novels, people. Like honest-to-God, Harlequin novels set to stock car racing’s “fast life.”
They all have racing-themed titles, too, like A Taste For Speed, Running Wide Open, Black Flag White Lies, Running On Empty, Tailspin and Victory Lane, just to name a few.
Don’t believe us?
Here’s an excerpt from Checkered Past by “author” Abby Gaines:
“You look great.” He moved toward her and took her in his arms. Man, this felt so right, the top of her head perfect for him to rest his chin on, her curves fitted against him as snug as a spark plug in a cylinder head. He inhaled the smell of her—clean, minty, flowery, like springtime—and pulled her harder against him.
“Wow,” she said, “you really are insatiable.” Her hands crept around to his butt.
“For you,” he said. “Only for you.” He drew back so he could read her face. “Are you okay?”
“I feel fantastic.” No doubt, no hesitation. Brianna went up on tiptoe and planted a kiss on his mouth, bold and hungry.
Yeah … when God comes back with fire and vengeance and blows the world all to smithereens, “NASCAR Harlequin novels” will probably be Exhibit A on his list of why we had it coming.
Exhibit B?
NASCAR.
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By Trey February 6, 2010 at 7:45 pm
A few years back there was a certain South Carolina female lobbyist in Columbia who had wild sex with Jimmy Johnson on the third turn at Tallagada. All this while time trials were going on with 200 mph stockers racing by their heads. She was quite successful as a lobbyist in SC too.
By beentook2 February 7, 2010 at 10:19 am
If you ain’t got no pictures, who cares.
By sunnyvaleboy February 7, 2010 at 5:07 pm
Hey Trey..howabout the time she did a donkey at Darlington?