By FITSNews || We refuse to purchase S.C. First Lady Jenny Sanford’s memoir, Staying True, although that has more to do with our current economic situation (yikes!) than our disdain for her ongoing campaign to go all Mortal Kombat on her husband’s tattered public image.
Seriously … S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford is a lying asshole.
That’s understood. And as far as we can tell, undisputed.
Having said that, several friends of ours who have read the book and are reporting to us that FITS founding editor Sic Willie – who served as for four years as Gov. Sanford’s spokesman – was briefly mentioned in Jenny’s 240 pages worth of menopausal rage.
Well, by title anyway.
The First Lady refers to Sic as “the press secretary,” although she does add that he was “worth his weight in gold.”
Well, certain parts of him, we presume.
Reached for comment, Sic said he was “hot like Wasabi when I bust rhymes, big like LeAnn Rimes, cause I’m all about value.”
By HB February 5, 2010 at 6:25 pm
PC General Lee! haha I have a poll question for ya. Should the state remove the battle flag or keep funding the Confederate sub in Charleston?
By Calhoun Fawls February 6, 2010 at 2:27 am
I think I would leave the Sanford’s off my reference list if I were you. Watching the 20/20 interview made me cringe. They are both strange.
By ginasc February 10, 2010 at 8:36 am
She also said in her book that you were cheap to hire.
By fitsnews February 10, 2010 at 8:42 am
Yeah but I gave good head.
-Sic
By ginasc February 11, 2010 at 8:11 am
Yeah, she mentioned that in her book, too.
:)