The World’s Most Generic News Report

By FITSNews || Because it was on, we suffered through an NBC newscast the other night for the first/ last time in a long time. Aside from the smug, sh*t-eating grin of tanfastic ass hat newscaster Brian Edwards – and the thinly-veiled regurgitation of President Barack Obama’s talking points – there was something else that annoyed us about the “broadcast.”

Something annoyingly formulaic.

In fact, this hilarious “report” from British spoof site Newswipe puts its finger on a widespread problem …