By FITSNews || Comedian Andy Dick was arrested and charged with two felony counts of sexual abuse after grabbing a male bouncer’s crotch and kissing a male bar patron at a club in Huntington, West Virginia.
Man bites dog. Dick grabs dick.
Seriously, is that or is that not the least surprising news story you’ve ever heard? Just look at that queen …
Anyway, the 44-year-old Charleston, S.C. native (who is actually bisexual) got his start in show business on the Ben Stiller Show way back in 1992. He’s been in numerous movies and TV shows since, and has a history of substance abuse issues.
Dick’s bail was set at $60,000.
UPDATE: In response to multiple inquiries, stuff like this is actually NOT legal in West Virginia … well, unless you’re related to the person whose crotch you’re grabbing.
By Liberty For Me January 23, 2010 at 7:31 pm
This guy is so messed up…He is very lucky to have seen 44.But if I was to make a bet.I would put it all on him not making 54.
By The BOSS January 23, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Great goodness! Just look at him! What a mess!
By beentook2 January 24, 2010 at 8:09 am
Now that Little Cisco Bauer has drawn the line in the sand clearly identifying the haves and the have nots he may want to consider the next step to further solidify his position as the next Governor of the Great State of South Carolina.
Marry Andy Dick.
Since Andy appears to be the dominant figure of the two, Little Cisco would take Andy’s name. This would save commentators such as myself from trying to adequately describe the next Governor of the Great State of South Carolina. Once they are married the next Governor of the Great State of South Carolina would be known throughout the Universe as:
A. Dick
By Chuckie January 24, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Nice story until you get to the last statement… You find people like that in all walks of life and in all parts of the WORLD. Get off our
(WV) ass…unless you are that type and them off to jail YOU go. Grab my crotch you’re going to the hospital first…
By Harry January 24, 2010 at 1:57 pm
I betcha he voted for Obama…
By Just a good ole boy January 24, 2010 at 2:45 pm
Here’s to hoping that he gets some extensive jail time in West Virgina and that when he leave’s the state pen its feet first (and in a body bag)!!!
By Earl Capps January 24, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Beentook, isn’t that how we’ve come to know the current Governor?
By No Way! January 24, 2010 at 9:08 pm
This is clearly the best example of a Democrat!
By jay mustaine January 27, 2010 at 3:02 pm
He’s not gay…he just likes to make out and have sex with guys. wait a sec…