By FITSNews || Comedian Andy Dick was arrested and charged with two felony counts of sexual abuse after grabbing a male bouncer’s crotch and kissing a male bar patron at a club in Huntington, West Virginia.
Man bites dog. Dick grabs dick.
Seriously, is that or is that not the least surprising news story you’ve ever heard? Just look at that queen …
Anyway, the 44-year-old Charleston, S.C. native (who is actually bisexual) got his start in show business on the Ben Stiller Show way back in 1992. He’s been in numerous movies and TV shows since, and has a history of substance abuse issues.
Dick’s bail was set at $60,000.
UPDATE: In response to multiple inquiries, stuff like this is actually NOT legal in West Virginia … well, unless you’re related to the person whose crotch you’re grabbing.