By FITSNews || As free market and freedom-loving limited government reformers, we were understandably overjoyed by U.S. Sen.-elect Scott Brown’s historic upset win in Massachusetts this week.
On the heels of electoral upheavals in Virginia and New Jersey two months ago, the defeat of a heavily-favored Democrat in the bluest of blue states sent a crystal clear message that America has flat out “had it” with President Barack Obama and his socialist policies.
Of course, being a defender of liberty means defending perverts (like, say, our founding editor).
Accordingly, we were just as (if not more) excited when Brown basically attempted to pimp out his two daughters, Ayla and Arianna, on election night – saying they were both “available.”
Va va voom, yo.
“Bathe them,” Sic Willie responded, feigning the accent of a wealthy Arabian sheik. “And bring them to me …”
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By Great Caesar's Ghost January 22, 2010 at 11:18 am
Great Caesar’s Ghost! Give me a double.
By beentook2 January 22, 2010 at 11:18 am
If the cockroach can pimp out the Office of a United States Senator then why not pimp out his daughters. Both of them look to have an adequate wing span, an above average fuselage but cannot tell anything about their respective tail sections. Regardless, I doubt if either one would stall in a deep dive to the deck and both would probably blow the the rivets out before coming, apart.
By CNChapin January 22, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Booyah!!
Something just is wrong with a father saying that about his DAUGHTERS even if it was just a joke. I’m glad he was elected, but I’m worried that his tenure will not end well.
Now, do I have to be available to take him up on his offer? Will there be an auction or something? I got dibs on the shorter one, if so. I wonder if he plans on offering-up the wife too because by the looks of those two, I’m betting mama is cougar-iffic!
By sclawboy January 22, 2010 at 2:20 pm
http://www.aylabrown.com/
By Philip January 22, 2010 at 2:21 pm
It took me two minutes just to read your first sentence because the pics were so incredibly distracting.
By sclawboy January 22, 2010 at 3:14 pm
The video of the speech is great. The older one, Ayla (brunette) laughs it up and takes it in stride. The younger one is mortified, and her mother has to wisper in her ear to smile.
Are you sure he doesn’t have some South Carolina in him? Because that sounds like something one of our politicians would do…
By sclawboy January 22, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Oh, and Sic, do any of our state politicians have any daughters that look this good? I know I can count on you for this sort of information.
By Matt January 22, 2010 at 3:40 pm
I went back and looked at the clip of Ayla Brown on American Idol. Realized that she was one of the ones I was pulling for that season. Cute and a good singer.
By cerius January 22, 2010 at 4:37 pm
The “outrage” from Brown’s comments are entertaining. Some people just need to get a life.
I understand the Huffington Post’s crack team of dumpster divers have been hard at work trying to smear the Brown family.
It just won’t stick.
By SnakeMD January 22, 2010 at 6:22 pm
This pic is not as bad as the one with Billy Ray (mullet) Cyrus posing with his daughter Miley. At least he is standing up in this picture with his daughters.
By Old Bike Dude January 22, 2010 at 7:53 pm
Brown a pimp? Gresham’s gonna be pissed. Of course for those who think Michele Bachmann is both attractive and intelligent then these types of statements make perfect sense.
By James the Foot Soldier January 22, 2010 at 11:08 pm
There was a story accompanying the pics???
By Stumpy January 23, 2010 at 11:02 am
I think the sentiment is vote the bums out. Party affiliation doesn’t matter.
By dirtbogger January 25, 2010 at 9:39 am
http://www.nolanchart.com/article7300.html
By Edmund Burke January 29, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Does anyone find a family picture of a dad posing with his nearly naked daughters — mildly, well … icky? what kind of obsession does this guy have with pictures of himself and/or his daughters in various states of undress — the “available” comment was just a bad one liner that fell flat — the sea shell top is another matter. This got released to the media? Good lord. Thank God we all get at least six more years of this…