By FITSNews || We continue to get a kick out of the allegations that our founding editor is a) paid by everybody and b) sleeping with everybody in the incestuous world of South Carolina politics.
In fact, Sic Willie has not one, but two stalker sites – one devoted to tracking his alleged paymasters and the other focused on his alleged paramours.
Now, there’s an interesting alleged cross-pollination of these two angles of attack:
it is official. there are now dozens who will confirm that will folks trades sex for stories. do you want to get good press on his blog? you have to ‘put out’ for him then. one time or two times is just a rumor but there are DOZENS who know this to be true and they are talking.
will folks likes it kinky and dirty and has even had threesome sex with lobbyists INCLUDING ONE NAME YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE. they have sex with him and then he posts stories they want on his blog. everyone in s.c. politics knows will folks gets paid in pussy.
will folks is a sex addict like tiger woods. his blog is nothing but a conduit to sexual gratification. he is paid in pussy.
Wow.
“Paid in pussy?”
“He wishes,” our founding editor’s wife, the lovely Mrs. Sic told us.
Needless to say, though, we were shocked by this crude and callous affront to our journalistic insanity … err, integrity … and, duly alarmed, took this report straight to Sic’s office.
Unfortunately, the door was locked and we were told by Sic’s secretary that he was “meeting” with one of the State House’s hottest new female lobbyists.
UPDATE: Duh … of course that’s not the mysterious “Lady in Red.” She doesn’t have man-hands,” people.
By Just a good ole boy January 21, 2010 at 11:06 am
“Unfortunately, the door was locked and we were told he was “meeting” with one of the State House’s hottest new female lobbyists.”..how do you know it was a female if the door was locked??
By Skidmarks January 21, 2010 at 11:39 am
Must be a sicko to care about your, yuk, sex life, gag.
By Upstate Bar January 21, 2010 at 11:49 am
It’s hard to take seriously any source that is too lazy or too poorly educated to successfully grapple with the tricky rules of sentence capitalization.
Out of curiosity, does Sic report this alleged bartering income? After all, the fair market value of all that pussy for press is reportable income. Just sayin’.
By Liberty For Me January 21, 2010 at 12:04 pm
Congrats….We all know there is no such thing as bad publicity.Let the haters line up and give you more clout.What a bunch of toads….
I cant really see what the hell you would be getting paid for.Because you spout common logic and people with uncommon stupidity cant comprehend how that works?
By Old Bike Dude January 21, 2010 at 3:55 pm
Getting paid in pussy ruined my career as a pimp.
By Mab January 21, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Who is picking the daily tuneage of late? They suck at it.
By Doyle January 21, 2010 at 4:36 pm
So that’s how Kombat Katherine gets her picture posted on here huh?
By southernmapart January 21, 2010 at 6:39 pm
Dressed in red for Chinese? Not a good sign.
By BIN News Editorial Staff January 21, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Sir Arthur,
Just because Kombat Katherine has a picture of her cute painted toes on her site doesn’t mean she lets sic(k) willie play with them. Yuck!
Don’t misunderstand.
SKombat Katherine is a ‘political pimp.’
But that does not make her a ‘political whore.’
You can quickly recognize political pimps who have a military background by their staged pictures or their bogus books. sanfraud is one. :)
Political whores are sometimes harder to recognize.
But getting back to Kombat Katherine, real combat veterans have no time to stage pictures or take notes for bogus books. Politicians with lots of pics or a book before being elected are political pimps.
Heavens. Kombat Katherine must have had a camera in her belly button.
BIN News Editorial Staff
Flair and Balanced
P.S. The BIN News Funding Editor contributed based on her personal experience as a soldier while dressed in drag during the Battle of San Juan Hill. She was only 17 years old at the time.
By Vivian January 21, 2010 at 11:59 pm
This is sick. And not cute at all. A bunch of pissed off men trashing womens’ reputations. But are they hurting Will? Doubt it. He probably loves it. Heck, he’s posting the link here, so I am sure he’s not one bit ashamed of the things they’re saying about him.
No, the men (paid by the legislative leadership, maybe? Or a certain diminutive male lobbyist known for his poor treatment of women, perhaps? Maybe just a jealous husband or bitter consultant) are just “getting off” on posting a bunch of innuendo and insulting gossip that is bordering on defamation, with no other goal than to undermine successful women, who can hardly get on and dignify this crap with defending themselves, even though most of it is certainly garbage. And even if not, no one cares who Will had sex with. Seriously.
Yeah, boys. Keep attacking women anonymously. Some of the sisters might just decide to find out who are and deal you the famous “bathroom wall” campaign. You know, where they write the names of date rapists on the stall walls all over the state? Pretty effective stuff….
Misogynistic assholes. I hope someone sues them. Step up and unmask these SOB’s, girls. They deserve to be ruined.
By Calhoun Fawls January 22, 2010 at 2:35 am
Wow. I did not know so many women would sleep with a Colts fan.