By FITSNews || Because it’s been two whole months since we’ve paid her any attention, here’s former Miss California Carrie Prejean frolicking on the beaches of Hawaii with her boyfriend Kyle Boller, who as the backup quarterback for the 1-15 St. Louis Rams was owned by a whopping 0.5% of fantasy football owners in 2009.
Aim high, girlfriend, aim high.
Anyway Prejean, the notorious self-spelunker whose fake boobs and solo sex tape(s) have put a crimp in her whole “Jesus Loves Me” routine, is on our radar today for demonstrating the ideal tautness of string bikini straps.
Pay attention, ladies …
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By yarrrr January 17, 2010 at 8:10 pm
Blah… she’s an attention whore… and I think this whole thing was fake since the first question…
By Old Bike Dude January 18, 2010 at 7:54 am
Pure as the driven snow.
By hammerheadSC January 18, 2010 at 9:22 am
thanks, my monday blues just went away.
By James the Foot Soldier January 18, 2010 at 2:12 pm
the water must be cold….
By follydude January 18, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Hannity’s going to blow up.
By SnakeMD January 18, 2010 at 9:30 pm
Sweet baby Jesus and all the little orphans!!!
By Mike Traynor January 19, 2010 at 9:49 am
Oh, I’d hit that.
(I like posting that I’d hit it, because, I’d hit a lot of tang.)
By Leslie Smith January 27, 2010 at 8:50 am
When Miss Prejaan said “I live the Bible,” what she meant was “I am the whore of Babylon.”