Nicole Bahls Is Distracting Mark Sanford From Governing

S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford is supposed to be “walking humbly” with members of the extra-omnipotent state legislature when they return to Columbia on Tuesday (”only the penitent man shall pass”), but our guess is he’ll be holed up in his office checking out Brazilian TV babe Nicole Bahls instead.

Seriously people … Bahls is Latin, she’s looks like she’s got two of those, um, “things” the governor likes for his lovers to hold onto, and to top it all off her bikini is the color of the Argentine flag.

That’s what The Police called “the missing link (synchronicity).”

She’s also a bit of “butter face,” which is right up the Luv Gov’s alley …

Obviously she won’t be sporting quite the same tan lines that Sanford is used to … but hey, this session is all about compromising, right?

Taking a little less and liking it?

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