We Are So Getting The SI Swimsuit Edition This Year

Unless her head is tilted downward and leftward at precisely the right angle, swimsuit model Ashley Greene has what we consider to be a weird looking nose.

We’re not saying she’s Penelope or anything, it’s just a little bit different and not necessarily our preference – but in fairness we’re clearly in a hyper-judgmental mood this week.

Wait … does even noticing that a swimsuit model has a nose make us gay? Or wait … lesbian?

Anyway, we’ll await the verdict on that from Steve V, Sic Willie’s “Man-visor in Residence,” who always brings it home in situations like this.

In the meantime, these are Greene’s bodypainting pics from Sports Illustrated‘s upcoming swimsuit edition, which we presume are being leaked all over the place because somebody somewhere wants us to drink some Sobe energy water.

Muahaha! You have failed!

Of course to the guy whose objective was to get us to start humping the sofa, all we can say is we’ll be seeing you again soon, O worthy adversary!

And yes, Greene has those annoying boobie covers over her happy bits, making these pics (lamentably) SFW …

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Pics: SI, Sobe

UPDATE: Penelope? Come on … great flic.