Maybe it’s just our irrational hatred for Kentucky Basketball, or maybe we’ve finally descended to a depth of depravity that’s sufficient to render one of the most wholesomely attractive women in the world wholly unattractive to us.
Or maybe we’re freezing balls and visiting Aunt Flo simultaneously … never a good combination.
Or, it could be that we’re just looking for an excuse – any excuse – to avoid a discussion about Kate Gosselin’s new hair, which we’re pretty sure isn’t real and is nothing but another ploy by the reality mom to keep people saying her name for just a little bit longer.
Dammit, though …
We like it … we really, really do. Wait, they’re extensions? Oh who cares …
Anyway, all this is by way of saying that Ashley Judd (below) – conventionally gorgeous though she is – does nothing for us anymore. Well not really “anymore” so much as “today.”
Come on … there’s nothing going on in these pictures. There’s no “goth” emo bondage. Or bikinis. Nor is there any gratuitious (and gratuitously glistened) boobage. Nobody’s making out with anybody (let alone girls making out with other girls). There’s no water, flames, lasers, explosions … nor are there stripper heels, lace, FMN looks or any implied lawbreaking.
It’s just a really pretty, bouncy girl (with real hair) who seems genuinely happy to be alive
Yawn.
Of course, in fairness, neither Megan Fox nor Lindsay Lohan has been doing it for us lately either (and they’ve done a lot of the things we described above), so it could be that this whole “doing it for us” concept is as unpredictable as it is thoroughly unimportant.
Wait … what’s going on in pic #3?
(click to enlarge)
Pics: via Beer Goggler
By SnakeMD January 7, 2010 at 5:11 pm
kind of looks like a K-mart ad. She looks rather momish–like she just baked a dozen peanut butter cookies. At least she don’t look like her sister Wideloada. What ever happened to her smoking hot mom? You know, not everybody can say, “slap the dog and put another log on the fire” like her.
By Cooter Brown January 7, 2010 at 5:50 pm
Dey gots lil’ blue pills dat will fix yer problem. Ye aint no spring chicklin chasin sinate interns no mo… maybee ye jest need sum wind in yer sails, so t’ speek…
By scfeminist January 7, 2010 at 9:12 pm
I’m sure you are talking about her t-shirt which likely says, “This is what a feminist looks like.” She made one for the 2004 “March for Womens’ Lives” (See http://www.msmagazine.com/mar03/judd.asp).
By SnakeMD January 7, 2010 at 10:17 pm
How about this pic? She looks fine and dandy here:
(link removed due to malware)
By Recovering Lobbyist January 8, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Will, you should take SnakeMD’s link down. It contains maleware.
By SnakeMD January 8, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Sorry. I didn’t know. How can you tell? Please advise. Thanks
By Amber Burt November 22, 2010 at 11:30 am
OMG I LOVE ASHLEY JUDD