Ralph magazine “caters to the fun loving Australian male who has a fine appreciation for the good looking women of the world,” in case you were wondering. This morning, it’s also catering to us … thanks to an exclusive interview and photo shoot with Sic Willie’s favoritest British lingerie model, Gemma Atkinson.
Oh, and while the news comes a year-and-a-half too late for our founding editor (who got married two summers ago), Atkinson shares some advice for guys who think they’ve got what it takes to be her “special someone.”
The main thing is eye contact. A lot of blokes stay on the eyes for a second, then go down to the body, then back up to the eyes. That’s cool but it shows they’re not really serious. If a guy speaks to my face and not my boobs, I feel like it could be something more long-term, as opposed to just a fling.
Ummm … so to recap, Atkinson has what are universally acknowledged as the best pair of breasts on the planet … but you can’t look at them. In fact, you can’t even “up-down” them.
Seriously, this is like asking fire to stop being hot, or water to stop being wet. It’s just impossible to do – on a molecular level. There are immutable physical properties at work here, people, at least inasmuch as the male “up-down” is concerned.
Oh well, in addition to the new Ralph pics below, click here for more Gemma …
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Pics: Ralph (via the Beer Goggler)
