Forget King Arthur’s quest for the Holy Grail, Columbus’ search for a westward route to the Indies or efforts by NASA scientists to find intelligent life on other planets …
The greatest search in human history, as far as we’re concerned, is the (ongoing) quest to locate the female erogenous zone, a.k.a. the “G-spot.” In fact, our founding editor has devoted most of his life to this noble endeavor, conducting countless experiments on multiple subjects.
Sadly, though, it looks as if this search has reached an “anti-climactic” (ba-doom-CHING) conclusion.
From the Daily Mail UK:
Researchers who studied 1,800 women have found no evidence of the female erogenous zone.
They believe that it may be a figment of women’s imagination, encouraged by magazines and sex therapists.
They add that the ‘myth’ has made many men and women feel inadequate about their sex lives.
What?
Can this be true?
Remember, science is the same fickle muse that recently turned fruit flies queer and the golden girls horny. Which means that if science were a dude, it would be “under suspicion.”
Sort of like Lindsey Graham, Glenn McConnell and Andre Bauer, if you follow S.C. politics.
By patricia January 4, 2010 at 11:24 am
Duh? Do you think they would consult a woman about the G spot? Cuz we kinda got it figured out, since it is our body.
By Pat Hendrix January 4, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Slick Willie would have had a better shot of finding the G spot if he didn’t have his dick in Mark Sanford’s ear for the past 7.5 years.
By 2 cents January 4, 2010 at 1:09 pm
I’m a woman. It’s true.
By fitsnews January 4, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Pat-
That’s actually pretty good man … props to you.
-FITS
By countryboy January 4, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Where does one (male) volunteer to assist in this vital research?
By Cooter Brown January 4, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Dont meen ye shood stop lookin’!!!
By 2 cents January 4, 2010 at 5:31 pm
You’re so right, Cooter! The more yall look, the more we love it!
By rick January 4, 2010 at 8:18 pm
Might I suggest these researchers were cursory in their study, not delving to the depths necessary for a truly unshakable conclusion. Only by continuous adherence to the karma sutra will truth be known. On the otherhand, hunting is the fun part.
By Will January 5, 2010 at 4:43 am
Bonk, a book by Mary Roach, is an entertaining read on the study of sex for those interested.
By Calhoun Fawls January 5, 2010 at 8:13 am
They did not talk to Mrs. Fawls. :)
By I HIT the G January 5, 2010 at 9:20 am
I hit my wife’s G-spot three times a week and my latin lover’s every Wednesday afternoon.
By James the Foot Soldier January 5, 2010 at 10:06 pm
2 cents : I’m addicted to “looking” :)
By SnakeMD January 8, 2010 at 5:23 pm
It has been a well know fact, in the R and D departments, that in the early days of developing Viagra scientists were searching for a drug that would enhance the female libido. All that were involved came to the unanimous decision that women would just fake the results, so they decided to switch to a blue pill for men. And now you know the rest of the story…