It takes a special kind of loser to wake up extra early on Christmas morning to post a “keystroke penis” onto the comment board of a local television website, but this is South Carolina, folks … and in case you haven’t noticed, we’re chock full of “special kinds of losers.”
Anyway, while the rest of us were opening presents with our families, a commenter by the name of “Ladies Man” was busy erecting his keystroke penis over on WLTX.com, the website of local CBS affiliate WLTX TV 19.
And yes, “Ladies Man” added “well get to it, it ain’t gonna suck itself!” in case there was any confusion as to the outcome he was looking for …
Sorry … erecting … outcome … what’s with us today?
The comment has since been removed by WLTX, but not before a loyal FITS reader snagged the screen shot …
Sheesh …
By colleen December 30, 2009 at 12:09 pm
South Carolina is a sex-crazed state that is still going south with the help of not carefully chosen elected officials!
By Ynot December 30, 2009 at 2:36 pm
where was the horse????
By Just a good ole boy December 30, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Ladiesmand just proved that he’s just a little prick…
By Mab December 30, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Too funny.
Nat R.’s world is ‘eternally’ on Sic’s radar…
That’s really sweet!
http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=80405
By Rebel December 30, 2009 at 5:34 pm
I love the ltx comments. There are some hilarious people living in Columbia. Sorry I missed this.