Giada Is Making Us Hungry …

By fitsnews • on December 29, 2009
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We would sooner let moss grow on our backs (or fronts) than watch a cooking show, but that was before we saw pictures of Giada de Laurentiis rolling around in tomato sauce.

Suddenly we’re addicted … not only to her show Everyday Italian, but also Behind the Bash, Giada’s Weekend Getaways, Giada in Paradise, and Giada at Home.

Noi TIVO tutte le mostre, baby.

Now is de Laurentiis, in fact, a little too bubbly for our (ahem) “tastes?” Duh. We have no clue.  The mute button is always on, people.

And yes, in the process of bringing this lovely Italian to the FITS side of the kiddie pool for the first time, we were informed by “reliable dudes” that de Laurentiis’ head is disproportionately large compared to her body.

As if that was somehow going to dissuade us from invited our readers to the visual feast below ….

In fact, this accusation prompted a rare “on the record” comment from our founding editor.

“You know what? They said that about Kristin Chenoweth’s head … wait … can somebody tell me real quick if Kristin Chenoweth has a head?”

UPDATE: Mrs. Sic would like to make it known that moss – or something – is growing in irritatingly ample quantities on her husband’s back and front. “Ahhhhhhhh …. weee gonna neeed more waaaax!!!!

UPDATE II: We’ll let you be the judge on Chenoweth

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Comments

By Steve V on December 29th, 2009 at 10:27 pm

I can’t stand this chick….during her cooking shows she speaks normal english until she says an italian word…then she has to speak in an italian accent. Really?? is it necessary? Pick one accent….

PS…No I do not watch her shows…catch a few minutes while trying to steal remote control from Mrs. V.

By ShowMePrinciples! BUZZZZ NO on December 29th, 2009 at 11:16 pm

Yes. Kristin Chenoweth has a head. Or something up there.

By reprobate on December 30th, 2009 at 12:12 am

Sprinkle some parmesan cheese on her and mange.(that’s “mon-zhey”, dolt)

By Recovering Lobbyist on December 30th, 2009 at 8:27 am

Cooking with cleavage.

By Cole Blease on December 30th, 2009 at 5:52 pm

DAMN!, she he is hot.

By SnakeMD on December 30th, 2009 at 6:00 pm

The good lord gives women big heads so you don’t have to pull on their ears…

By devlop'dcntry on December 30th, 2009 at 7:04 pm

Great lil’ show for about fifteen minutes. – Carry on.

By Mike Reino on December 30th, 2009 at 8:27 pm

Giada could make a PB&J, and I’d still be glued to the TV… Yeah, her head is a bit oversized, but it’s just to put her bologna boobs in perspective….

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