America’s recent airline security lapses may be the result of employing seventy-five-year-old diabetic actors to man our secure checkpoints.
Seriously … is that Wilford Brimley? Isn’t he supposed to be pimpin’ Diabeetis testing supplies or something? Delivered right to your door if you qualify for Medicare?
Obviously that’s not Wilford Brimley (happy, lawyers?), nor is that even a federal officer. It’s a Detroit Metropolitan cop who just happens to bear a resemblance to the Quaker Oats/ Liberty Mutual man.
But since we’re on the subject … what would Brimley’s tag line for America’s counter-terrorism efforts be?
“Homeland Security: It’s the right thing to do and the tasty way to do it.”
Or …
“Homeland Security: Our testing supplies can help you live a better life.”
HILARIOUS WEB EXTRA
By countryboy December 28, 2009 at 2:58 pm
I’m for using our military.
By Arnie December 28, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Since the terrorists have left Afghanistan and are now clearly operating out of Yemen, the only prudent thing for our country to do is send more troops to Afghanistan.
By sam December 28, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Brimley ain’t the problem, cancerous political correctness is.
Just ask family members of the Ft. Hood massacre.
By Obama the Magic Negro December 28, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Agreed, enough with the political correctness. Call a Muslim a terrorist or vice-versa! They are one in the same!
By me December 28, 2009 at 7:44 pm
the TSA is the problem. Private firms do it better and with better customer service. No one would ever dare blow up a plane before the LAST hour of flight right tsa?
By icterus December 29, 2009 at 8:03 am
With a penchant for cronyism and inescable ineptness, there is literally NOTHING the GOVERNMENT can do better than PRIVATE ENTERPRISE.
NOTHING.
By ralph castiglione January 2, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Don’t laugh, but wilford brimley, was at one time a body guard to howard hughs
By Yeah right! January 2, 2010 at 9:35 pm
9/11 was a hoax perpetrated by the airline industry. They want us to by $5 bottle water, soap and mouthwash at the airport. If these evil doers are really intent on hurting the US why haven’t they done anything since 2001? So are we to believe that Osama, with all his money and resources can only get that idiot Richard (i forget his last name) the shoe bomber and that Black dude with the explosive underwear? Come on…Osama can do better than hiring these two incompetent losers. 9/11 was a hoax and it’s the truth. If you do not believe me then explain why the US hasn’t gotten Osama yet? He is “hiding” in a cave. Is the US telling us that their smart bombs are useless. Ok, then let’s hire Tony Stark and buy his Jericho missile system. It will destroy a mountain in a heartbeat! Iron Man we need you to to fight the corrupt politicians of the US congress. They say that every American deserves the best health care but when they are asked about getting something comparable to theirs they respond by saying that because they work for the people and work countless
hours that their health care has to be the best….and guess who pays for their health care…we do, the American public. Happy New Year everyone…may you all refrain from paying taxes this year. After all, they can’t send the agents to get you if they have no money to pay them. We all know that state and federal government workers do not work for free.