Christina Aguilera Has Lots Of Shoes

We try to maintain the appropriate level of reverence for Christina Aguilera around here.

But then there are those annoying bangs. And her marriage to dumpy-butt Jordan Bratman. And the fact that she has a shoe closet that has its own zip code.

Seriously, people … there are kids starving in remote regions of the planet … regions that have yet to find themselves assimilated by Aguilera’s shoe closet.  And pettiness.

Why do we swoon over this woman again?

Oh, right …

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