We try to maintain the appropriate level of reverence for Christina Aguilera around here.
But then there are those annoying bangs. And her marriage to dumpy-butt Jordan Bratman. And the fact that she has a shoe closet that has its own zip code.
Seriously, people … there are kids starving in remote regions of the planet … regions that have yet to find themselves assimilated by Aguilera’s shoe closet. And pettiness.
Why do we swoon over this woman again?
Oh, right …
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