Hockey Fights Cancer … And Impotence

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The National Hockey League has a new music video out promoting its efforts to fight cancer … and impotence, too, apparently.

The video features cameos from dozens of stars whose names we can’t pronounce, but it’s the two stars of the video who we’re focused on at the moment.

Behold, Alyonka and Diana Larionov, daughters of hockey hall-of-famer Igor “The Professor” Larionov …

Now don’t get us wrong … unlike the Dallas-based “Ice Girls on the Lake” (va-va-voom), the dreaded “Babushka Effect” will no doubt set in on both Alyonka and Diana at some point (T-minus two decades and counting, most likely), but until then the NHL needs to make these girls ambassadors to something.

Say, our pants.

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Hockey Fights Cancer

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