Multiple news and gossip outlets are now reporting what we’re guessing had to be among the easiest decisions ever made, namely that Elin Nordegren is divorcing her husband, golfer Tiger Woods.
The latest news is that Nordegren has ditched her wedding ring for good and is taking the couple’s two kids to Sweden for the holidays sans le Tigre -all while looking for a high-powered divorce attorney.
Ruh-roh.
But seriously, how in the hell do you go back to a guy who has clearly not only been cheating, but has been sticking his dick in pretty much everything (Caucasian) that walks in front of him?
Sad, sad, sad …
It’s only getting worse for Tiger, too, as one of his mistresses reportedly has pictures of the golfer in the buff.
Ding-dong!
Now … what in the hell does Geri Halliwell (a.k.a. Ginger Spice) have to do with any of this?
Why nothing … nothing whatsoever, obviously.
By countryboy December 18, 2009 at 7:56 pm
This one was beyond saving, even for the children’s sake. From a financial standpoint he is probably better off that the divorce happens quickly for three reasons: One he can tell the sluts who have been asking for (or getting) money to go piss up a rope (unless he has a love child that can be proven with DNA). Two, he can get back to playing golf and making money to replace what he has to give Elin and the kids. Once he gets back to winning, the sponsors will be right back asking him to sign with them.. And three, not being married, he can screw his brains out, if that’s what he wants and he doesn’t have to pay any future sluts hush money.
By James the Foot Soldier December 18, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Tiger lost me in the beginning with all his f-bombs on the tee-box and tomahawk chops of the turf – that type of behavior is not condoned at Bushwood nor any other golf course and Tiger should have been penalized.
Interesting the moron of the decade’s “on-the-side” dish is actually his wife.
By Jonny D December 18, 2009 at 11:08 pm
For y’all who are paying attention, I’m outta here til next year. But God Bless Tiger. I too wish I could fuck every girl in the world!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISnoJAZjS7k
By Mike Honcho December 19, 2009 at 12:29 am
What Would Tyler Do if he were here right now?
Probably say, thanks for ripping off two of my stories, but combining them into a single lame one.
By FITSNews December 19, 2009 at 9:17 am
Mike-
Ever noticed that all of Tyler’s stories are “ripped off,” too?
Just sayin …
-FITS
By proudofsc@yahoo.com December 19, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Jonny D, you are disgusting.
By Mke Honcho December 19, 2009 at 11:57 pm
I also notice they are entertaining. So he’s at least got that over you.
By SnakeMD December 23, 2009 at 6:50 pm
I thought Tiger was different and had mastered the art of the Zen Masters that was taught to him by his Special Forces father. His father taught him that a strong mind, body, and character can not be corrupted by anyone if you are a “master.” “Unpolished stones gather dust easily, but completely polished stones remain shinning even in mud.” Apparently Tiger was not as polished as he led us to believe. The technique of Muto is a technique of avoiding the strokes delivered by your opponent. He failed this test, too as his wife so proved. I think Tiger needs to go back to the Temple and regroup and start over. Zen master he ain’t! Sheet hockey seems to be his sport of choice…
By T4 December 25, 2009 at 1:35 am
Hey Foot Soldier, “Obviously, you’re not a golfer.”