Not since she beefed up to the size of one of ex-boyfriend Tony Romo’s offensive tackles have we covered actress Jessica Simpson twice in one week. Of course now that she’s crossed the event horizon of the Tiger Woods black hole (or Cablinasian hole), expect to see Simpson all over the place.
The sucking sound started when Star Magazine (which broke the news of Tiger mistress No. 1, Rachel Uchitel) disclosed that Simpson and Woods had some sort of nebulous mutual attraction and exchange of personal information at a recent Pro-Am tournament in Bethesda, Maryland.
From the mag:
“Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it,” a source tells Star.
Since Jess had been fighting with Tony — who was Tiger’s golf partner at the July tournament — she gave as good as she got.
“Jessica said that she felt like Tony wasn’t paying attention to her, so she was like, ‘What the heck!’ ” says the source. “She decided to have fun with Tiger whether it bothered Tony or not.”
Phone numbers were exchanged — email addresses too.
Simpson quickly took to her Twitter page to deny the rumor …
Can’t believe that I’m on the cover of star magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE! “The Shocking Inside Story” is (insert drumroll) A LIE!
So did they? Didn’t they?
Who knows … at this point, anybody with a vagina (well, who’s white) is pretty much under suspicion. So why not?
By I love Jessica! December 18, 2009 at 6:48 am
Leave Jessica alone – she is plump but beautiful.
By political hack December 18, 2009 at 10:16 am
skanky scum recepticles, every last one of them…
It doesn’t suprise me that Tiger has boned every white girl in America, thats the culture our country has been promoting since the man was born.