Nicole Kidman Is Tony Montana … Or The Joker
Nicole Kidman joined a bunch of other celebrities in New York earlier this week for the premiere of some movie we’ve never heard of called Nine.
The only problem?
She apparently decided to pull a Tony Montana beforehand and shove her face into a giant mound of cocaine. Either that or Batman saw her and decided to drop her into a vat of acid at the ACME chemical plant.
Either way … something’s not right here.
Anyway, as our way of making things right with the universe, the numbers below Kidman’s “Joker” pics are images from the 1999 movie Eyes Wide Shut.
And yes, you’re welcome.
Pics: Pacific Coast News
Comments
By vanshans on December 17th, 2009 at 3:42 am
That was the glare of the flashes, not make up
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/126692/NICOLE-KIDMAN.jpg
By Rouge on December 17th, 2009 at 7:06 am
That was the light’s effect of the flashes. In other pics she looks perfectly normal.
media and press are like buzzards. always looking for a diffect in this woman.
By Mike Honcho on December 17th, 2009 at 7:37 am
No credit to Tyler for this news story? Right, why start now.
By Steve V on December 17th, 2009 at 8:22 am
glare of the flashes? Isn’t that how they explain UFO’s? Reflective light off of gas pockets or some shit? Sometimes the simplest explanation is the correct one.