Did we get three “K’s” into that headline?
Kneejerk … Kotter … Kristmas …
Good … because that will no doubt please South Carolina’s knee-jerking Attorney General (and GOP gubernatorial front-runner), Henry McMaster, as he and his Kotterific family prepare to celebrate another “whites only” Kristmas.
Seriously … somebody needs to tell McMaster’s son, “Henry D,” to give S.C. Majority Leader Kenny Bingham call. He’s got some product that might help with that.
Anyway, it appears as though we’re not on the McMaster Kristmas Kard list this year. Nor were we invited to his famous Christmas shin-dig … again.
Also, for whatever reason, we’re not on the Forest Lake Kountry Klub Kristmas Kard list this year (Judge Smales must have taken us off personally). Fortunately, a friend of ours who is on the list was kind enough to forward us McMaster’s 2009 card.
And while most folks (dudes and dudettes) who are on the list are rightfully smitten with McMaster’s lovely daughter, Mary Rogers, we’re gonna have to give it up this year for his wife, Peggy, who looks positively Kougariffic.
Tssssssssssss … rrrawwwr!!!!
Of course in fairness, our founding editor has been recently accused of having a bit of a fetish in that regard.
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Next up on our Kristmas Kard list? SCGOP Chairwoman Karen Floyd …
By Cooter Brown December 16, 2009 at 11:16 am
Pleeze Lawrd, pleeze do naught let dis scalawag become our nex’ gub’ner! Hab nercie on th’ peoples ov our fair state.
Amen.
By Crooner December 16, 2009 at 11:47 am
Hey:
Give “Henry D” a break. Boy’s gonna be slick bald in five.
By darth December 16, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Crooner, Strom’s comb-over sekeret remedy, known also to the Sith, is in the hands of Henry D, though we are inclined to ask if H had some work done and a little product to tone those once plaer sideburns and temples.
By Huhhh??? December 16, 2009 at 3:01 pm
wow, Henry’s had a heluva haircut.
hardly recognize him.
By Gina December 16, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Thats not just a haircut–I do believe he has dyed his hair!
Didn’t it used to be a kinda of dirty white–now its golden?
By Todd December 16, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Is it me or do Henry, Peggy and Mary Rogers all have the same colored hair? However, it is a great looking family. If I had white gray hair, I would die it also. But back to a color it was when I was say, 40 or so. Not somed new wave four tint Calif. surfer blond.
By mcidiot December 16, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Does HHHHHHHHeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy Mc Maaaaaaaaaaaastuh really think no one will notice that he has gone blonde?
He is now blonde with just a “lil salt n peppah” y’all on de sides…
God save us from this full-time poser, atty gen in absentia
By old timey elephant December 16, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Bless their hearts, facelifts and dyed hair…tsk, is this what it takes??
By Bless her heart December 16, 2009 at 6:59 pm
bless her heart, she may need some prayers for that “boob job” too
By Mike Honcho December 16, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Some people grow tease out their fros to cover up going bald, others hang on desperately to wearing baseball caps…different strokes for different Folks.
By 2 cents December 16, 2009 at 11:04 pm
I’m praying with you, Cooter. Please, God, deliver us from all the political poo in the state house. Could Jesus come back a little sooner and land in SC? I don’t think anyone else could cure this state of all its ills.
By by nice guy December 17, 2009 at 8:28 am
Hey (sic) when are you going to look into the posting of ss# by the front runner. It may be a violation of law or maybe the frontrunner will let the gov do a full investigation.
By WorkingTommyC December 17, 2009 at 10:24 am
I got one of those cards in the mail!
I think it lasted a few seconds before it went into the shredder.
I like Karen Floyd’s card much better. And she is definitely hot–and I’m not just saying that because she welcomed my kind into the Republican Party (unlike sniveling, conniving, rude Lindsey Gaham–no card from him yet).