Although she probably won’t be on golfer Tiger Woods’ list of lovers (the pigmentation’s a little off), music star Rihanna continues to occupy a position of prominence in our imaginary little black books.
In fact, she’s currently at No. 5 on Sic Willie’s “Hollywood Hottie” list, right behind Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Charlize Theron and Salma Hayek.
Viva diversity, right?
The 21-year-old Barbadian – whose nude pics from a cell phone camera caused quite a sensation when they were leaked earlier this year – posed topless for purposeful public distribution in the January edition of GQ magazine. Except when we say “topless,” we mean that the photographers engaged in a calculated effort to ensure that absolutely no areola was visible at any time.
Bastards.
Anyway, as much as Rihanna thinks she’s too cool for school sometimes, we “couldn’t not” acknowledge her hotness – to say nothing of the fact that homegirl is simultaneously kickin’ high heels and lingerie, which ranks just ahead of simultaneously kickin’ high heels and a bikini on our list of “coolest things ever.”
Pics: GQ
By Crooner December 15, 2009 at 11:57 am
How many fifty-something women wish they had nude pics of themselves from when they were young and smoking hot?
I’m guessing a lot. Older women can certainly be beautiful, but there is nothing like a twenty year old body.
By I Love Hand Bras December 15, 2009 at 12:20 pm
One of my ‘weaknesses’ is seeing beautiful women doing ‘hand bras’. It’s always been something HOT.
By GreenvilleGirl December 16, 2009 at 9:40 pm
OMG! You have come up with a PC adjective/noun/whatever for the SC newspapers and TV stations who are afraid to disclose the color of the skin of a suspect (translation…..if a suspect is not w-h-i-t-e)
“The suspect was described to have skin of
1) dark skin pigmentation
2) medium dark skin pigmentation
3) medium skin pigmentation
4) medium light skin pigmentation
5) light skin pigmentation
Alert all the media who are
1) leftist
2) paid off
3) idiots
…… and others who never let us know what color(oops! — type of skin pigmentation) a suspect possesses, other than when they are described as a “w-h-i-t-e male/female/unknown”!
Thanks, FITS!