Our Eyebrows Are Officially Raised (Updated)
We’re not exactly sure how Woodward and Bernstein got hooked up with “Deep Throat,” but in the shadowy world of anonymous sources we’ve learned that it’s almost always a good idea to humor these purveyors of political secrets – or run the risk of missing out on a big story.
Accordingly, we are hereby officially responding with raised eyebrows to an unsigned note received in the FITS mailbox earlier this week – a note that implored us to reference a certain phrase in one of our stories.
What phrase?
Well we’d tell you, but then we’d have to kill you – with a Vulcan death grip, no less.
Anyway … in the future, anyone who has information regarding “juicy” stories, please just send it on. We can assure you that we will always be interested in receiving such information.
Our mailing address is …
FITS News
P.O. Box 5230
Columbia, S.C. 29250
Also, you can always send us your tips anonymously via email or on our contact page.
All information provided to FITS is – and will remain – confidential.
Comments
By """"" """"" on December 15th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Ours too!
By SnakeMD on December 15th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
If it involves cock fighting–my roosters are only bred for “best of show” ribbons at county and state fairs. And any phrase connected to my tag is mostly made up on the spot, after I’ve knocked back a few Jack Daniels. However, if you need a code breaker email me because I have the original Venetian Code that was re-discoverd by Edgar Allan Poe. It works every time–just ask my buddy, Dan Brown.
By BIN News Editorial Staff on December 15th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Translation: sic(k) willie’s hit count has dropped like Tiger Wood’s chances of getting a date after winning the Masters (if he plays there again). About the same chance sic(k) willie has of a pardon from Mark Sanfraud.
sic(k) willie, that pardon would have been worth the effort. No chance now.
BIN News Editorial Staff
Flair and Balanced
By No Name on December 15th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
I say we get that hit count back up by finally introducing everyone to the BIN folks….obvious experts in the “Strom Problem” area…as they mentioned it 10,000 times and then finally deal with the Strom Problem by discussing it.
So BIN Was Strom a liar or a rapist ? Trent Lott wants to know.
By BIN News on December 16th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
No Name,
Let’s dance.
Start by demanding sic(k) willie come clean about his allegations that a Midlands’ elected official has a “Strom problem.” It was sic(k) willie who brought this up. He is accountable. So far. He hides. Like a p@mp.
Everyone knows sic(k) willie was suckered in by some “big boys.” That’s not unusual for sic(k) willie. He likes to follow “big boys” around.
Strom was a Gentleman and a Statesman.
Our Funding Editor knew him (not in the Biblical Sense) for years when they were growing up. She always respected him as a gentleman.
Which is more than people expect from sic(k) willie.
By No Name on December 16th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
BIN
So You Think You Can Dance …but can you answer the question…and Don’t Delay.
Was he a Gentleman Liar and a Statesman Rapist ?????
By BIN News Editorial Staff on December 17th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
We answered that question.
But, poor No Name suffers eye strain and has problems reading. Severe eye strain is a known problem with political pimps and voucher clowns.
It’s from chronic constipation.
They always sit around with their lips poked out and their faces bloated from water weight – which is another symptom of chronic constipation.
No Name dances around the real issue here. But, he can’t dance.
Senator Thurmond is at rest.
Let’s focus on sic(k) willie and his scams. You know. His bogus claim that a Midlands’ elected official has a Strom problem. His voucher scam. Etc., etc., etc, and so on dot dot dot
By BIN News Editorial Staff on December 18th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Silence from No Name. That is typical.
Most political pimps, voucher clowns and cowards can’t dance.
They can’t think for themselves either.