She’s Miss World

Aside from the glorious convergence of bikinis and high heels, we find little to get excited about when it comes to beauty pageants.

Seriously … there’s too many of them, and the chicks who participate in them are generally either bitchy or stupid … or both.

It’s not that we don’t appreciate talent (or want world peace), we just think it’s doubtful that Miss Micronesia’s yodeling is going to cause the Israelis and Palestinians to suddenly lay down their arms.

All that having been said, here’s newly-crowned Miss World (reigning Miss Gibraltar) Kaiane Aldorino in a bikini and high heels …