Comments on: Sanford Mocked Again On SNL http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/12/14/sanford-mocked-again-on-snl/ Politics, Sports and Pop Culture Tue, 14 Feb 2012 18:57:40 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Bryan McCanless http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/12/14/sanford-mocked-again-on-snl/#comment-79244 Bryan McCanless Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:29:00 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=35514#comment-79244 You need to report on Lane Pimp n(Kiffin) You need to report on Lane Pimp n(Kiffin)

]]> By: ohara http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/12/14/sanford-mocked-again-on-snl/#comment-79205 ohara Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:31:05 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=35514#comment-79205 That's not all. . . The Borowitz Report (political humor) December 1, 2009 Tiger Quits Golf; Will Become Politician Ensign, Sanford Applaud Move ORLANDO (The Borowitz Report) - In a development that rocked the worlds of sports and politics, golf superstar Tiger Woods announced today that he was hanging up his clubs to become a politician. "After two days of refusing to speak to the media about suspicious aspects of my personal life, I have proved to myself that I am qualified for a career in politics," Mr. Woods told reporters in Orlando. His stunning decision immediately drew praise from such disparate politicians as Gov. Mark Sanford of South Carolina and Sen. John Ensign of Nevada, who called a press conference to welcome Mr. Woods to the Republican Party. "Tiger Woods has not yet revealed what his party affiliation will be, but based on what I've seen, he has what it takes to be a Republican," Sen. Ensign said. ---- Thanks Sanford. The whole country knows what a loser looks like & unfortunately, you just won't go away or step away from the microphone long enough for people to forget who you are. Just how much more damage is this guy going to do? Unbelievable. That’s not all. . .

The Borowitz Report (political humor)
December 1, 2009

Tiger Quits Golf; Will Become Politician
Ensign, Sanford Applaud Move

ORLANDO (The Borowitz Report) – In a development that rocked the worlds of sports and politics, golf superstar Tiger Woods announced today that he was hanging up his clubs to become a politician.

“After two days of refusing to speak to the media about suspicious aspects of my personal life, I have proved to myself that I am qualified for a career in politics,” Mr. Woods told reporters in Orlando.

His stunning decision immediately drew praise from such disparate politicians as Gov. Mark Sanford of South Carolina and Sen. John Ensign of Nevada, who called a press conference to welcome Mr. Woods to the Republican Party.

“Tiger Woods has not yet revealed what his party affiliation will be, but based on what I’ve seen, he has what it takes to be a Republican,” Sen. Ensign said.

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Thanks Sanford. The whole country knows what a loser looks like & unfortunately, you just won’t go away or step away from the microphone long enough for people to forget who you are. Just how much more damage is this guy going to do? Unbelievable.

]]> By: by annie http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/12/14/sanford-mocked-again-on-snl/#comment-79193 by annie Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:06:57 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=35514#comment-79193 Again and again SC is the butt of jokes - the biggest joke we have is going to be in office for another year thanks to our current lawmakers-we will have to stand Marke's shenanigans over and over - he cares for no one but himself and his "soul mate" homewrecker!! Again and again SC is the butt of jokes – the biggest joke we have is going to be in office for another year thanks to our current lawmakers-we will have to stand Marke’s shenanigans over and over – he cares for no one but himself and his “soul mate” homewrecker!!

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