Roy Williams Needs A Man-Douche

roy williams sand in the vagina

Lowly Presbyterian College (from Clinton, S.C.) paid a visit to the sacred Dean Dome in Chapel Hill, N.C. on Saturday, where the Blue Hose of course got their stockings handed to them by the No. 11 Tar Heels, 103-64.

What’s even remotely newsworthy about this routine early season beat down?

Well, UNC head coach Roy Williams – who is apparently past due for a visit to his gynecologist’s office – had a Blue Hose fan ejected from the arena for yelling at his players.

What crude vulgarity did this mindless Palmetto State miscreant utter?

According to witnesses, he yelled out “Don’t miss, Deon!” to UNC senior Deon Thompson, who was attempting a free throw with 7 minutes left in the game and the Tar Heels ahead by more than 20 points.

The nerve of that ruffian!

Anyway, Williams proceeded to downplay his Stalin-esque “heave ho” at a post-game press conference, saying “I just don’t think anybody should yell negative things toward our players using our tickets.”

Sheesh.

Williams then threatened to end the press conference if reporters continued questioning him about the incident.  Again, very Stalin-esque … and indicative of a man who desperately needs to have prodigious amounts of sand removed from his vagina.

Seriously, people … is this what college basketball has come to?  A bunch of tanned millionaires having people tossed from their antiseptic arenas for yelling “don’t miss?”

Here’s a video clip (courtesy of local TV station WRAL) of the fan getting tossed as well as Williams’ post-game whine fest …

Editor’s Note: If left untreated, sand in the vagina can lead to chronic bitchiness.

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Comments

  1. By countryboy December 14, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    Probably just PMS.

  2. By Georgia Bulldozer December 14, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    Eh, this is pretty typical for UNC…chock-full of liberal professors and annoying fans/coaches.

  3. By BIN News December 14, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    Another desperate attempt by sic(k) willie to fill his pathetic little porn site with something someone cares about.

    Strike threebrazillion.

    Hit count down.

    Scandal factor down.

    Total lack of credibility. Except among Howie and his voucher clowns.

    Give it up, sic(k) willie.

    Get a real job. Waiting tables ain’t all that bad.

    Just ask Mandeee.

  4. By myles keogh December 14, 2009 at 10:54 pm

    Typical Hole behavior. Liberal arrogance to the hilt with that crowd up at Brokeback U. As for Coach Huckleberry Hound he is a bigger phoney then his mentor Dean Smiff.

  5. By Ron December 14, 2009 at 11:04 pm

    I agree Will,
    Williams was totally out of line. If that’s all the kid said, Williams did a great diservice to UNC athletics by making a scene over this. He’s always been rather arrogant. The more i think about this the angrier I get. The kid paid his price of admission, drove all the way from Clinton SC to support his team, and the NC coach treated him in this most unprofessional manner. I encourage you to send this column and the video to the ACC league office and let them have a chat with Roy Williams. This does college basketball a major disservice. NICE COLUMN.
    Ron

  6. By OhNoNotAgain December 15, 2009 at 10:01 am

    I’m a little concerned with how “vigilant” those cops were being, also, over a shout.

  7. By Brian. January 5, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    This is freakin stupid… heckling is what college sports (esp. basketball) is all about…

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