Comments on: Mark Sanford’s Definition Of Heaven http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/12/14/mark-sanfords-definition-of-heaven/ Politics, Sports and Pop Culture Tue, 14 Feb 2012 23:09:16 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Ariana http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/12/14/mark-sanfords-definition-of-heaven/#comment-79458 Ariana Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:12:35 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=35525#comment-79458 That chick could be well be Maria Belen Chapur. Isnt she blessed in some ways we are not? Imagine she has those two magnificent parts that she likes to hold (as per Mark Sanford's vivid description!) and now she does not only have two but three feet. Isnt that something? This makes her an acrobat then where it counts for Mark Sanford and her other paramours. Gee no wonder she has that effect as a homewrecker. That chick could be well be Maria Belen Chapur. Isnt she blessed in some ways we are not? Imagine she has those two magnificent parts that she likes to hold (as per Mark Sanford’s vivid description!) and now she does not only have two but three feet. Isnt that something? This makes her an acrobat then where it counts for Mark Sanford and her other paramours. Gee no wonder she has that effect as a homewrecker.

]]> By: John Wilson http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/12/14/mark-sanfords-definition-of-heaven/#comment-79384 John Wilson Wed, 16 Dec 2009 03:01:12 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=35525#comment-79384 My God. The chick in the 5th picture has three legs! My God. The chick in the 5th picture has three legs!

]]> By: Virgin http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/12/14/mark-sanfords-definition-of-heaven/#comment-79341 Virgin Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:21:14 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=35525#comment-79341 Ha ha Todd. Thanks for the little scoop. No question this is going to be a happy holiday season for him as he said he was going to have in an interview two weeks ago. First he got away with impeachment and now comes the divorce filing news that he long ago wanted. So his certified failure and fake spiritual adviser has been all along with him in this journey then? Wonder if that advisor is now advising Sanford to go full thrust pursuing mistress Maria Belen Chapur now that the divorce is reportedly being finalized in two months. Would this mean we will be seeing Chapur ( who has yet to come out publicly and apologize for her role as a homewrecker) in Columbia and the Beaufort farm to assume the role as South Carolina's First Lady? Where will Mark Sanford be this Christmas and New Year? Obviously not in Sullivan's Island or Florida where his estranged family will be. Is he impulsively going out of town (God forbid Buenos Aires again!) to unleash and release vent up passion trysting with soon to be second wife Maria Belen Chapur? Interesting holiday season scenarios indeed for the Sanfrauds. Nevertheless, I wish them all the best of the holiday season and beyond! May not their tribe increase!! Ha ha Todd. Thanks for the little scoop. No question this is going to be a happy holiday season for him as he said he was going to have in an interview two weeks ago. First he got away with impeachment and now comes the divorce filing news that he long ago wanted.

So his certified failure and fake spiritual adviser has been all along with him in this journey then? Wonder if that advisor is now advising Sanford to go full thrust pursuing mistress Maria Belen Chapur now that the divorce is reportedly being finalized in two months. Would this mean we will be seeing Chapur ( who has yet to come out publicly and apologize for her role as a homewrecker) in Columbia and the Beaufort farm to assume the role as South Carolina’s First Lady?

Where will Mark Sanford be this Christmas and New Year? Obviously not in Sullivan’s Island or Florida where his estranged family will be. Is he impulsively going out of town (God forbid Buenos Aires again!) to unleash and release vent up passion trysting with soon to be second wife Maria Belen Chapur?

Interesting holiday season scenarios indeed for the Sanfrauds. Nevertheless, I wish them all the best of the holiday season and beyond! May not their tribe increase!!

]]> By: Ynot http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/12/14/mark-sanfords-definition-of-heaven/#comment-79298 Ynot Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:36:38 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=35525#comment-79298 close friends = Cubby et al? close friends = Cubby et al?

]]> By: Todd http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/12/14/mark-sanfords-definition-of-heaven/#comment-79278 Todd Tue, 15 Dec 2009 03:12:48 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=35525#comment-79278 Virgin: The LuvGuv has been home alone at the GM lately according to most reliable sources. There is a staff party on the agenda some time this week. This is generally a fun time for the staff to prank around with the boys, but that is not happening this year. The staff miss the boys incredibly. Chef Jeff is bored, but doing a great job of keeping food available for the Gov as he has had a few "close friends" in during the evenings. Virgin: The LuvGuv has been home alone at the GM lately according to most reliable sources. There is a staff party on the agenda some time this week. This is generally a fun time for the staff to prank around with the boys, but that is not happening this year. The staff miss the boys incredibly. Chef Jeff is bored, but doing a great job of keeping food available for the Gov as he has had a few “close friends” in during the evenings.

]]> By: Cooter Brown http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/12/14/mark-sanfords-definition-of-heaven/#comment-79272 Cooter Brown Tue, 15 Dec 2009 02:32:57 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=35525#comment-79272 I rekon dat may sound lik heaben t' ol' Cooter... (Gawd forgive mee fer dese evil thinks!) I rekon dat may sound lik heaben t’ ol’ Cooter… (Gawd forgive mee fer dese evil thinks!)

]]> By: Virgin http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/12/14/mark-sanfords-definition-of-heaven/#comment-79227 Virgin Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:45:40 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=35525#comment-79227 Dont tempt him to secretly fly away to Argentina over this holiday break. The sight of those magnificent parts may just make him to knowing how obsessively compulsive Mark Sanford is. BTW, does anyone know where our Governor is this week? As of last night his public schedule has not been released to the media and public. Dont tempt him to secretly fly away to Argentina over this holiday break. The sight of those magnificent parts may just make him to knowing how obsessively compulsive Mark Sanford is.

BTW, does anyone know where our Governor is this week? As of last night his public schedule has not been released to the media and public.

]]> By: 1 + 1 = 3 http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/12/14/mark-sanfords-definition-of-heaven/#comment-79199 1 + 1 = 3 Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:43:09 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=35525#comment-79199 Was he a judge this year? Was he a judge this year?

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